Christian

I heard Donald Trump would invade the white house and crown himself king on March 4th. This is God's will. I think that in certain circumstances a dictator is necessary. This is one of those circumstances and Donald Trump is the perfect man for the job. Think about it... you want President Bo Jiden or King Donald Trump?

Every time I turn on the radio nowadays, I just want to strangle a liberal. Of course, I would never do that, on account, I could lose my job. All you hear is some dumb twenty-something-year-old liberal blabbering or some absolutely ear-raping "pop" music playing. What ever happened to good music? Even the country stations are terrible. Don't even get me started on rap. I just never liked music for colored folk, even though I am one myself.

Why would God create a world with climate change? Does he not want us to be industrious, opportunistic, and prosperous? I find it is foolish to believe in the myth of climate change if you are one of God's humble servants.

Why do people keep voting for liberals? They just almost killed Tiger Woods today and no one seems to care. They want to take away our rights and establish another satanic state like North Korea, Nazi Germany, or the USSR. The Biden administration is planning to open concentration camps to exterminate working and middle-class white Americans by injecting the Covid vaccine into their brains. By 2030, they say, "you will own nothing and you will be happy." Already they are taking away our rights to freedom of speech. When will the left's tyranny finally come to an end. I just want a president who isn't a satanic and anti-American despot.

Ted Cruz is an important senator and has every right to take a trip to get away from the cold. We live in a representative democracy wherein our elected representatives must take care of themselves to ensure they can vote on legislation. Ted Cruz has no time to concern himself with the issues of the common folk. I think the whiny libtards are just jealous because they live off welfare checks and can't afford a trip. The poor souls.

I came home from my job at Applebee's today to find a trail of rose petals starting from the front door and leading into the kitchen. I followed the trail to find that it led to a sink full of dirty dishes. My wife is supposed to do the dishes while I'm at work and this was frankly infuriating. I'm now thinking of getting a divorce. It's not like I lack options. I'm already cheating on my wife with my black, male, 7-feet tall coworker who would make a far superior housemate.