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I found this dog in some guys backyard last week. I don't know how to get the stupid animal to use the toilet. The dog is too stupid to figure out how to sit on the toilet so he just poops in the middle of the floor. As a punishment I make him eat his own poop. Maybe that will poddy train him. Is there any kind of special toilet for dogs that I don't know about?

My baby snowball's eyes have gone bad. Snowball is my 18 year old siamese kitty. My baby can't seem to very well at night so I was thinking lasik eye surgery would be the best way to fix this issue. I feel so bad for him. Where is the best place to go to give my kitty lasik eye surgery? I want to give my baby the best treatment in the whole country. I will do anything to make my kitty's eyes work again at night. I am so distraught right now for snowball. Please help me.

How much work is needed to move a -8.1 µC charge from ground to a point whose potential is +62 V?

A neutral balloon is rubbed against a neural piece of fur. The balloon gains 6.8e10 electrons in this process and is held 24 cm from the fur. Determine the force between them.

At the point of fission, a nucleus with 96 protons is divided into two smaller spheres, each with 48 protons and a radius of 6.9 ✕ 10-15 m. What is the repulsive force pushing these two spheres apart?

I tried and got 5574.9 N, but I'm not sure if that's right.

Biologists studying the levels of several compounds in shrimp embryos reported their results in a table, with the note, "Values are means SEM for 8 independent samples." The table entry for the compound ATP was 0.84 0.01. The researchers made 8 measurements of ATP, which had x = 0.84. What was the sample standard deviation s for these measurements?

I meet this really hot girl yesterday with a really fat *** but she don't like waffles. I want to take her out to the waffle house for dinner tonight but she only eats TAKIS and pancakes.

I was thinking about becoming a catholic priest after I graduate college. Do i have to get a masters degree? I was wondering what starting yearly salary was for priests. I'm not catholic yet but I plan on converting in the near future. I also have a criminal record and wondering if that might be a problem. I was thinking since the church is about forgiveness maybe it won't be a problem. I'm majoring in Marine biology btw.

Minorities say racism works only one way.

Today I was on a bus going from Dublin to the west of Ireland. The bus stopped halfway for lunch. As I got off the bus, the bus driver told me he wanted to talk to me. This man was probably in his late 60's or 70's. He told me that I was one of god's chosen one's. He told me that we were invisible to everyone else at the moment. This man new everything about my past, and he even named specific things that had happened to me years in the past. I was extremely freaked out at this point. Then he told me he felt an evil presence. As soon as he said that a nun knocked on the door of the bus asking the prophet a question. I never saw the man again. I thought I was having a dream.