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He's ruled over the break up of the UK and the Tory Party. He looks set to get us chucked out of the largest trading block on Earth. Some going, huh?

I have an old mobile that uses the chip from Luxembourg where it is much cheaper. Can I put this in my wife's phone and continue paying my bills in Luxembourg. We live in France now.

Saatchi convinced us that absolute rubbish produced by Emmin, Hurst,Gormless, et al was Art. This tat then became very valuable and everybody was scrabbling for it. In the future people are going to look back and think what gullible morons we were. It's starting already. Saatchi is flogging it off like mad before the gullible morons come round.

I don't live in England. My wife has relations there. She says one of her distant relations is given a free car and a bed every two years apart from a stack of benefits because he has made himself too fat to go to work. Can this be possible? (He's not an immigrant, by the way.)

I've just been on the mythology site. I'm quite interested in it. It was full of children's dreams and what they imagined they'd seen/heard/felt etc. Is there any way of keeping these adolescent experiences off the site?

I am 65. I just missed the last big war which was started by xenophobes. To people of my generation 'right-wing' and 'fascist' are insults. People today are proud of voting UKIP. I am glad I will probably miss the results again. Hitler started in the early 1930s. There's time. We baby-boomers sure had it good.

Or is it that half-witted people use Twitter? The Turkish prime minister has the best idea.

Of the black box. I certainly hope so.

To ignore people. Like JWs and Whackoites and people who bathe in filthy water and Hubbardites and born-again people. Or will we have to socialise with them?

A two-up, two- down terrace in a grotty dogsh*t ridden street in London costs half a million quid. I am selling three acres, two swimming pools, cottage and gîte in the south of France for just over four hundred thou. Don't give me the work thing. For that you could get a villa in Italy and your rent paid for half your life. It's an island thing.

The budget is for 'Makers, Doers and Savers'. Bet that makes the 8 million unemployed feel much better. Don't give me any rubbish about the Tories creating jobs. These are no-jobs. Unpaid, low-paid and crafty short-term jobs where they don't get any pension contributions paid.

When it comes to Gibraltar and the Falklands, the inhabitants should vote for which countries they want to belong to. Now it's Crimea it's a different.

hen Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.

22 And he was sad at that saying, and went away grieved: for he had great possessions.

23 And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God! 24 And the disciples were astonished at his words. But Jesus answereth again, and saith unto them, Children, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of God! 25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom

Now it looks like UKIP will do well. It's too late. Thickies don't listen to political broadcasts. Thickies don't read decent papers. They've made their minds up long ago. Hatred of foreigners has always been the Right-wing's message and the easiest to get over to the mentally challenged.