Elephant's Child

Are you ready for this?

*drum roll*

It looks like John-Paul McQueen will be returning to Hollyoaks this Christmas :-D

A link to this story: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s13/hollyoaks/ne... was just re-tweeted on Twitter by none other than than James Sutton himself !

I haven't been able to watch any soaps for most of this year, hence my not asking or answering any question for such a long time, but if John-Paul is putting in an appearance I'm definitely going to find a way to watch it.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it's more than just a flying visit & that he doesn't turn up alone ;-)

So, are you looking forward to Christmas?

I know I am :-D

I would have thought that as Twitter in far more popular that MySpace, it would merit it's own category by now.

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If you do, could you please explain how to me, in words of one syllable please.

Men, do you prefer:

1) White chocolate?

2) Milk Chocolate?

3) Dark chocolate?

4) No chocolate?

Please choose the one you like the best.

No you can't have all of them & there are no other choices.

Thank you for taking part.

This is part of my incredibly important research ... alright, it's just me trying to prove a point really, but thank you for answering anyway.

I've just been told that cutting ones toenails in the bathroom is disgusting.

I used to have a friend who's girlfriend used to cut her toenails in their bed !

Now I understand why that is wrong & I've heard people complain about others doing it in the kitchen & the living room, which is understandable, but I would have thought it should be okay to do it in the bathroom :-\

If not the bathroom then where is it okay to cut your toenails?

If 1 is desperately lonely & 10 is not at all lonely, how lonely are you?

Of course alone & lonely are not at all the same thing.

One can be perfectly happy on ones own & painfully lonely in a crowd.

Tonight I am both alone & lonely :-(

How about you?

I'm hoping that all my friends, contacts & fans have one:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6492448525_e7d5...

:-D

I'm filling an appeal against an eviction notice which was to be served on 11th Oct.

Do you know, roughly, how long it will take to come to court ?

English law.

I'm about to appeal an eviction notice & I wondered exactly what would be happening in the court.

Does anyone have to give evidence, like in a criminal case ?

Do I get a chance to speak at all ?

Since 11am today I have received 20 emails like this:

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Hi Elephant's Child,

*** ******, a Contact in your Yahoo! Answers Network, just asked the following question:

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Do you know the answer or someone who does? Click the link above to answer, or forward this email to someone who can help. Thanks!

The Yahoo! Answers Team

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/

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If I click on the '?' link , I'm taken to a question which was asked & resolved a week ago !

Is anyone else getting this, or is it just me ?

BQ: Anyone any idea how to stop it ?

If they refuse your invitation to be a friend, are you told ?

I have for some time now been a 'tolerated trespasser'.

That is a legal way of saying a squatter, who pays rent.

My landlord has now decided to evict me & I have already been served with a Notice of Eviction & have to be out by 11th October.

I was wondering where would be the best place to go for advice.

If you know of any links, to site which could offer advice or support, then I would be very grateful

I am NOT asking for your opinion of my situation.

Nor for your opinion of squatters.

It is the wiggly line, situated on the same key as the hash sign [#] on your keyboard.

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What is it called ?

What does it represent ?

What is it's function ?

So many people come on here asking where they can watch Hollyoaks online, far more than ask about any other soap & so many of the Hollyoaks videos get blocked, or removed from YouTube, again far more than for any other soap.

I'm beginning to think that Channel 4 are using us to hunt down people who upload Hollyoaks, by tricking us into snitching on them.

Or maybe I should get some sleep !

A man in Widnes phones the police because he is being threatened.

They try to arrest HIM.

While he is bound & handcuffed, eleven officers beat & torment him.

In the police van he is sprayed with CS pepper spray.

He is now dead.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029173/Ja...

Who do you want Bart be with ?

BQ:

Why ?

1930 - 1939 = The thirties.

1960 - 1969 = The sixties.

2000 - 2009 = The noughties (sic).

2010 - 2019 = ???????

So what is everyone calling this decade ?

This is only personal speculation, but do you think that Father Francis is above board ?

He doesn't seem to be acting in a very priestly way.

Lounging around in a spa & kissing parishioners.

I'm beginning to think that he is a con-artist, posing as a priest, just to get Carmel to raise money for the African orphans.

Once she's raise loads of money, I have a feeling that 'Father Francis' will scarper with it.

Do you think that I am I wrong, or right ?

Do you have any gossip about where this storyline is going ?

Is this a picture of Kevin Eldon next to John Cooper Clarke ?

Looking at the details for next weeks Chain Reaction on Radio 4, I saw this picture, which is supposed to be of Kevin Eldon, but I'm convinced that it is really Mark Steel.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01390bf

Who do you think that it is ?

BQ:

What is your favourite John Cooper Clarke poem & why ?