Ben M

Basically I'm going to be buying a house in Texas. Now in the garden, there is a flag pole.

As you may know Texas is a very right wing state where guns aren't completely prohibited.

Now I have a communist flag, it's red with two yellow stars inside eachother with a yellow hammer and sickle in the center.

I have it because I'm a very leftist person.

My question is if I were to fly this flag on the flagpole, what are the chances of my house being fire bombed or shot at?

I've been having pains for months and I was just wondering. Am I dying? Multiple times I thought I was dying but then it gave me a bit of perspective. If I were to be terminally ill or have a deadly disease, I wouldn't want to know about it as my final years/months/weeks would be me worrying about it.

What do you think?

My job requires that my car gets dirty on a regular basis with stains which are hard to remove.

The car gets dirty specifically on the back seats and in the trunk. My business also requires that I must have high expectations from my peers and I can't have that if I have a dirty car.

What is the strongest chemical in stores which can remove stains without leaving white or blue marks on the materials?

Basically I got GTA Vice City Stories for the Playstation 2 (costing £15) and I play it on my big, fat, slow, overheating, first model PS3.

Because of this, I have already seen a few glitches possibly caused by the disc beginning to melt in the fat, flatulent, pathetic, obese, sweaty first model PS3.

So I was wondering, if I copied the game files onto my computer (and done nothing else), I would have the game on my computer so when the game inevitably melts, I can just get a game from a bargain bin like (costing around £2) then I can wipe the disc and put the GTA Vice City Stories game files on.

Is this legal?

Also when I put the game in my PC disc tray and copy it, the disc spins insanely fast, like, I'm not even sure my disc spinner thing can go that fast. I'm kind of scared that this will happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSDj7V8ZLE

It may seem young but she s actually really old for what she is.

Apparently LSD stands for " Lysergic Acid Diethylamide" which is pretty stupid seeing as even a toddler could tell you that Acid doesn't begin with an 'S'.

I personally like the one where you made your brother pee himself in his sleep by dipping his testacles in cold water as he sleeps.

If I wanted to make about 20 Gallons of napalm, how much of what would I need?

I mean, I have the parts but I have no idea how to wire anything to anything. How can I make it so when I press the volume button on my phone, the laser fires out through the top?

The laser works (obviously, I'm not daft) I mean it burnt a hole through a door when I tied the copper wires to the inside of a lamp wire. I just want to know how I can implement that technology on my phone.

They said the room was big enough to swing a cat in so...

Just for reference. ;)

Where is she?

I've been looking all over for him. I've found people who look like him but none of whom like him.