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If it doesn't look natural - it doesn't look nice, I hate fake people on all levels but I just can't stand fake breasts, the thought of them make me sick to my stomach, I can tell instantly when breasts are fake and it has ruined a good few pornos for me let me tell you, but I was wondering, do girls seriously think that makes them look nice? I mean as a guy, I got my penis to feel self concious about, but I would never consider doing anything to it to make it bigger or smaller, It is what it is, surgery should really only be considered if there is NOTHING there, whether you are a man or woman its the same, also why do girls put lots of fake tan on until they turn orange, I honestly don't see the appeal, could someone explain why people do these things to themselves and think they look "good", it's like fat girls wearing leggings!

"He who hingeth aboot getteth hee-haw" - it's Scottish slang by the way..

I like documentaries and I like documentaries about death, ghosts, graveyards ect even more (specifically victorian ghosts all the way up to the 80s), I have just finished watching "ghosts of the underground" on youtube and I found it so fascinating I just have to find more, any ideas? thank you

Ps I have no interest in such things as unexplained doors opening or cupboards slamming ect, I prefer things like standing in a house alone and catching a glimpse of someone standing next to you in a mirror but isn't there when you turn around.

I am one of those people who name their cars, my first car was a white renualt laguna I called "betsie" and recently I traded her in and bought a silver ford focus mk2 2005 but i can't think what to name it, I was thinking of something along the lines of "me julie" (Ali G reference) but am unsure, anyone got any good names to name it? if it helps, the car isn't supposed to be fast, it's supposed to look high spec on the interior and exterior but mainly it is supposed to be comfortable. I am not a boy racer, I am a stoner.

Got a Ford focus mk2 05 and decided to tint the glass on speedometer blue, this would be so much easier to take the glass out and do it but I have no idea how to remove it, was planning on just doing it as it is and just placing the blue film over it but it will be very defficult due to my large hands, also the bottom of the glass is cracked (was like that when I bought it) the way the crack roots from the bottom makes it seem that it was caused by running over a speed bump at a high speed? I dunno but it looks like it took an almighty whack, so has anyone got any experience on this or could tell me the most effective way to continue? thank you

say perhaps a month or a year with your mouth closed and your teeth touching?

also if you can't come up with a serious answer then i suggest you try the question out on yourself..

Basically I want to get a job as a grave digger in Scotland and I am nineteen soon to be twenty, I don't really have any work experience yet and am unsure of the process, I was wondering where to apply to and what qualifications would I need (if any), Thank you.

Can the smell of a decomposing corpse be compared to any other scent? I know the smell of a dead body is a very distinctive smell but what could it be compared to? Bacon? Petrol? Burned onions? I mean I smoke weed a lot and I know almost instantly when someone is smoking a joint around me, is it the same for someone who knows the smell of a dead body, like if a corpse was decomposing within sniffing proximity of someone familiar with that scent would they be able to know right away a corpse was decomposing near them?

Also if you don't actually know what a corpse smells like please don't bother answering, I am looking for answers from the likes of morticians, funeral home workers ect, so if you don't know what your talking about and have no experience in the subject in question then hold your peace, thanks.

Had this weird dream last night that my college (which i study bricklaying at and is NOT associated with the medical profession in anyway), had lots of medical students hurrying around pushing metal trays (the kinds found in mortuaries and hospital operating rooms) with piles of dead bodies ready to be disected or whatever for what I would assume to be medical research, it was incredibly real, I mean one tray had 3 nude pale white corpses piled on top of each other with a white sheet barely covering it, and looking around I realized they had made a room with no door into a makeshift disection area with clear flaps hanging across the door frame like the type of flaps you would see at a factory or something and there was people in lab coat slicing the fu(k out of several corpses, now normally this kind of thing wouldn't bother me in the least but it was the smell, I could literally smell all these bodies, I know that dead bodies have a specific smell but I have never smelled one before but the smell in this dream was exactly what I would imagine a corpse or several corpses to smell like and it was the most unique and horrible smell ever, like bacon cooking in vomit and motor oil or something, it was a unique scent and I want to know how the hell this aroma invaded my creepy dream when I have never smelled it before, it really freaked me out.

Can anybody tell me what this is all about or had any similar experiences, thank you.

Specifically Scotland, I drive sometimes when I am high, I take every precaution to drive safe and try not to drive when I have smoked but sometimes it is unavoidable, anyway what is the penalties if caught? If it matters my driving record is clean but my criminal record isn't exactly sparkling but I am an overall good citizen and police don't bother with me to much (I get stopped about as much as any other normal young driver)

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I love to go to graveyards and read the graves of people who died really young or graves from the 1800s or early 1900s, I find knowing that person has been under that part of the ground for over a century extremely fascinating, I like when it tells me what they died of as well. Please bare in mind that i don't make a habit of creeping around graveyards reading the graves of dead people I don't even know, but when I'm bored or I am passing a cemetery when I'm not busy I'll pop in and read some graves.. anybody else do this?

I mean clowns with the big feet, painted faces and the wig ect.

Is it legal or has it ever happened? thanks.

I seen a movie a few years ago, i was fairly interested in it but cannot remember the name, anyway it featured an irish man with red hair and a beard he refused to cut as he was growing it since he was fifteen, he had been kidnapped or imprisoned with another guy in what I think was Iraq or somewhere in that region.

The other film is in black and white and it was about a doctor who has to stop a virus outbreak and it also had mobsters in it with a chase scene at the end with the last gangster running through a factory and eventually climbing up a rope onto a docked ship or something, I remember the doctor had a son who wanted to go see a movie or whatever and was trying to get money off his dad but his mother scolds him for it but the doctor gives him it anyway I think.

Help would be very much appreciated as this quest to find the titles of these two flicks has been ongoing for over 9 months now.

thanks.

I have a 2005 mk2 Ford Focus 1.6 it is averaging around 28mpg and I don't think that seems right, it is pretty much standard other than an induction kit, I would guess that I should be getting about 34mpg or so? anybody know what could be up with it? thanks.

I was thinking of putting a dump valve on my 05 Ford Focus 1.6 mk2, Will this negatively effect the fuel efficiency if so then how and how easy would it to be to install? thanks

I sweat quite a lot, like when I am doing hoovering around the house or after I come out of a shower, I tend to start sweating about 1 minute after I begin exercising (although it doesn't affect my performance) and the same goes for sex and other things, personally I am used to it as I have been like that for as long as I can remember but I'm studying brickwork so when I look around after an hour or so of building a wall everybody around me will be fine and I will be dripping wet as if I had just jumped into a pool or something, anyway is this something I should worry about or is this normal? I'm 19 if it helps, thanks.

Not like a brothel or anything, like if you were looking for a smart girl you would look in a university or a slutty girl you would look in a club? I just want to meet some normal girls with normal intellectual skills who aren't stuck up or judgmental aren't fake and are ok looking but where do you look for a girl like that?

I'm 6ft 5 will I get any taller? I smoke cigarettes about 20 a week and smoke weed almost everyday.

Personally i don't like just going up and talking to girls and i hope if they like me they would come up to me, but it doesn't seem to work like that, I am a big fan of being myself and not caring what others think, I have controversial views but try not to force them upon people, I am 6ft 5 and work out a lot and i am not the nicest looking but not ugly either, i do tend to offend people a lot and i can be loud when i should be quiet and very quiet when i shouldn't be, example walking down the streets with 4 friends and i will make an abortion joke loud enough for all of them to hear (i have a sick sense of humour) or sometimes i just dont talk and i can come off shy or sometimes evil, i have learned to switch between these personalities but do girls find that attractive? if not how should i conduct myself around or in front of them and hopefully get into a relationship? thanks

okay so I am bored out of my head, I don't have any weed left and all my friends are working, it's my day off and it is brutal, I actually hate weekends and days off because i never have anything to do and I don't drink or take drugs other than weed, I go to the gym and work during the week but when i am off it's so boring, Sometimes i like to put music on and drive around and explore places in my car but i only have so much money so i cannot afford the petrol, other times i'll just give up and sleep through the whole day so i can just skip my day off and go to work but this ***** my sleeping pattern up something awful but it does the job of killing time.

I also enjoy modding my car and improving it, but their is only so much you can do, I hate social network sites and clubs and things, I don't like to party much any more i'd rather just chill, I'd like to have something to do that could just kill an hour or two but it would be great if i could find something that would take up most of the day, I would rather not spend too much (or any) money, and I would rather that it not involve the internet, there is a whole goddamn world out there and i'm sitting here on my pc with nothing to do. help