Jane

So, I was just wondering how appropriate farting on the first is.

Example:

Last night I went out with this excruciating hot piece meat (aka a homosapien male figure) and he was hot. Anyways, meanwhile when we were downing excess amounts of malt beer, I suddenly felt my stomach bubbling, followed by a shart feeling within my panties. So, since we hit it off so well, I thought- hell, why not just let her rip natural. So, I just farted out of pure instinct.

So, was this a faulty thing to do? Did I lose my chances of a second date? (Guys perspective wanted!).

So basically there's this super ugly girl that initially didn't get on my nerves but now I just think she is so dumb.

The situation:

Apparently this girl (I will call her C for c unt) was infatuated with me but I'm not into girls; she knows I'm not into girls, but she swears up and down that I'm a lez, because she dreams of being with me in some weird fantasy world.

At first, I thought it was cute that she had a crush on me because it's just funny. But then, she started getting awkward because she failed at convincing me that I like her beyond an acquaintance. Plus, she began to hate on me anytime I fancied a male, so I just dropped are friendship like a bad habit since she just couldn't respect my biological preferences.

Now, this girl is deep in my business, practically stalking me through other people.

Should I just bank on her or just let it ride?

So I am asking this because I have noticed that many celebrities face public media regarding themselves being video taped at a stage in their life. Like, why does this happen to people that eventually turn into a celebrities either because of their bfs/ gfs fame or their own fame?

Lol so, do you ever get self conscious?

So basically there's a girl I know. She, apparently use to get banged by this guy on the weekends, to which they solely had a sex on the weekends type of relationship. He, so she says, would ignore her calls and dog her pretty much.

Fast forward to many years later, which is now, he suddenly realizes he likes her. Though, they haven't seen each other in ages but he somehow knows her current life status.

Now, he is persuading her to reside with him-- miles and miles away, to a place she doesn't actually think about.

Can someone elaborate on how smart it is to even consider some guy who dogged her? Like, shouldn't she consider a guy that is good to her from the start, instead of some throwback loser who has apparently "changed"?

Do you like the guy that:

A. Smokes weed or B. Does not smoke

C. Parties frequently or D. Does not party

D. Watches TV for fun or E. Works out for fun

F. Eats junk all the time or G. Eats healthy or somewhat healthy

So basically I used to mess with this guy. I never told anyone about us- where we would go or do. He used to mess with a girl I know and all of us were cool with each other so we didn't actually hate on each other. So I had heard that he was mean to her and supposedly he use to stalk her and I guess he did something psycho to her and her mom hated him for it. I never indulged in the topIc, I just accepted it with a grain of salt and stayed messing with him. We would just meet up and basically disappear.

After we were done hanging out, we would split and I wouldnt see him for months, and then months later he would reappear in my area, and we would disappear a few more times. At first, and for a while, he was nice to me. But, after a while he began to treat me mean during sex and I didn't like it. He literally video recorded me during sexual exchange and I didn't agree to him doing that. So after that, I just distantly changed my number and I would see him around but I would stay away.

Is this weird or what?

So ladies, would you rather have a fine guy you are extremely attracted to that has a small penis or a ugly rich guy that makes you cringe at the sight of him?

If you are against the Uber and Lyft working force, let alone, community growth, get in a driver- less car, so the prison systems can get greater!

Do you favor the girl or guy who:

A. Smokes or B. doesn't smoke

C. Drinks alcohol or D. doesn't drink alcohol

E. Frequently parties or F. doesn't party

G. Shops for fun or H. Works out for fun

I. Watches tv for fun or J. reads for fun

K. Goes out a lot or L. stays home a lot

If you found out someone setup cameras in your place and snuck in your house or apartment when you're not home to put chemicals in your food what would you do?

1. Call the police

2. Kill the person

3. Nothing

Like, have you ever been mesmerized by another person?