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It goes a little something like this,..... I'm not a perfect person. I try to be thoughtful. I try to be compassionate. I try to hear and contemplate other POVs. I detest intolerance. I detest prejudice. I pity closed minds. I am quite fond of clever humor. It's my drug of choice. PEACE and many thanks. (((((((Tibet)))))))

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