Johnny the friendly robot

Can't trust thepiratebay anymore. Any ideas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZS5bXp5h8o&feature...

had my wisdom teeth extracted about 3 months back. Everything went smoothly.

I'm just wondering why it feels like those teeth are still in there. My back gums feel like they did when there were still teeth under them (sort of hard and lumpy) only the lumps feel a bit smaller now than they did before surgery. I can't see anything out of place but it feels like there's still some tooth left in each socket. is this bone or something?

so every year at christmas, my uncle gives my mother the worst joke present he can think of.

this year we're returning the favor.

so far all we have is a shirt with the first letter of his name on it in green sequins.

Yeah, we're out of ideas. How can we make this joke present more evil?

(don't worry about being too evil. its all in good humour.)

I had a general anesthetic but for some reason they gave me some locals while I was under. Anyway, my bottom jaw + tongue are still numb. I had the surgery 7 hours ago. Any ideas on how much longer this will last? Thanks :D

they don't work i can't hear anything

SUBBED not dubbed please

Should I clean it or just leave it? It's not bleeding much & doesn't look too dirty.

I managed to get another old game working but not this one.

We're thinking of just frying this stuff up like a porterhouse steak but is that what you're supposed to do?

I keep getting redirected to the closing down page. I want the free membership.

I downloaded it and installed it but it says I don't have it?

My internet is fast until 12:00pm, then it goes slower and slower throughout the afternoon and evening. I don't know when it picks up again, I usually go to bed before that. I get 500gb of internet a month. my computer is a windows 8 laptop (ugh). the slowdown occurs with both of my browsers (chrome and internet explorer)This problem just started this week. I haven't changed plans or anything. What's causing this?

For about a week, my internet has been weird. It's fast in the morning, starts to slow down towards midday and keeps slowing further from there. I don't know when it picks up again. I usually go to bed before then. What's going on here? How do I stop it from slowing down? its not the browser, the internet behaves the same on chrome and internet explorer

my computer is a windows 8 laptop (ugh) I don't know what kind of internet I have, just that it involves a modem, a wireless router and a cable running from one of those to a little box in the floor

help me

I started sneezing yesterday and I'm still doing it. It's like my usual hayfever but way worse. I took allergy stuff but it's not working. why am I still sneezing and what do I do? its giving me a headache :(

not for a few things, for everything. it keeps f*ck*ng up my games

The first 2 inches on the left of my screen are broken. Can I resize my display so I can see my games properly? Don't tell me to get a new one or replace the screen, I plan to but I need a short term solution.

I only drink 1 or 2 glasses a day. Any more is just too much for me. I eat normally and I also drink milk and occasionally some lemonade, soymilk or ginger ale.

My phone has been doing weird things. Battery is empty, I put it on the charger. It appears to charge normally. Literally one second later, battery full. One minute later, the battery dies. While it's still on the charger. There's never been any problems with the battery before, that thing is a powerhouse. It usually has enough power for 1-2 weeks. it's loose but i fixed that with some blu-tack.

its also been turning itself off. Not on, just off. oh, and the on switch is busted. that's probably important.

Is this fixable? I really like my phone. It's my first and only phone. I've had it for 5 years. (its more like 10-12 years old, that phone) help?