Steve

Lets say you're on a desert island and there's no food left. Can you survive for a few days by consuming nothing but your own tasty semen?

I heard from a trusted source that the hamburglar knocked up the Wendy's girl. Is it true?

I have heard rumors from trusted sources that our very own Mr. Clean passed away this morning. Is it true? If it is, I am going to be very sad because he was a role model to many of us in the world.

It goes like this:

Spaceworms, crawling in the night,

Spaceworms, crawling out of sight,

Spaceworms, love to talk,

And they love to do the spaceworm walk

-please help it's driving me crazy!!!!

On "Megan wants a millionaire", why did she get rid of Donald. He was the greatest thing that ever happened to reality TV. I'm really angry!

Based off of his massive beard, how hairy do you think he is down there. This may or may not be a serious question but I would love to hear your answers!

If I am stuck on a desert island and there is no food at all, can I live by vomiting in a jar and then saving that for later? So whenever I get hungry, I can open up my vomit jar and drink all the remains. But after consuming the vomit, I would then have to throw up back into the jar so I can eat again the next day. I would then repeat this process over and over until I was saved by a passing ship. Is it possible?

I bought a goldfish about a week ago. Everyday his eyes seem to be bulging out of his head further and further. They are now the size of grapefruits! It looks hilarious but I think he might die. Any suggestions?

Today I discovered that my cat was drowning in this thick sauce I found under my bed. There is sauce everywhere! It is extremely sticky and I cant get it off. I hear if you dip the cat in chocolate, it cleans the fur. Is that correct?

just curious