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What would be a good name for a pitiful, starving, scrawny kitten found in the middle of a busy road? (a name that's more creative than "Lucky" because that sounds like a dog who's missing a leg and an eye and most of its tail)

Thanks in advance for your ideas!

Or a name that you have had in the past? So far, I've found a "Green Eyes," "Summer Girl," and a "Green Eyed Gal" (all of them either former or present user names of mine).

What about you? Have you found someone with the same name or the same avatar as you?

The last time I went was May 24 to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

What about you?

College Entrance Exam

(adapted for football players)

You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. You would ask William Shakespeare to:

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army

(d) WRITE A PLAY

3. What religion is the pope?

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic

4. What are the people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners

5. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately)?

7. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no

8. What are coat hangers used for?

9. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in CAPITAL LETTERS.

Advanced Math:

10. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

Are the cleansers and moisturizers any good on oily skin? If so, then which ones? There are so many!

Do they have any good products for getting rid of dark under-eye circles?

I happen to be a teenage girl, and I find him quite...um...revolting. He's not talented or good-looking.

Why do people make that assumption?

I'm going to be in high school next year and the freshmen oreintation is tomorrow night. I'm going to the mall tonight because I want to find something like a cute shirt to wear, but the problem is: I have no clue what I'm looking for! I've been homeschooled for the past couple of years and I'm not really sure what the trends are and what everybody wears to school. I'm about 5'8" and have blonde hair, green eyes, and fair skin. Please list any suggestions or tips for me on what clothes I should look for and everything.

Thank you very much!

I was thinking that I'd try some and wanted to know if it worked as well as they say. I have problems with acne on my face, chest, and even back (gross, I know). If you've tried Proactiv, then did it work for you? How long did it take for you to start seeing results? Also, which kit did you buy?

Do you think that Christians and Muslims and those of all other religions alike will all go to heaven? Do you believe that there are multiple ways to get to heaven? I'm not expressing my opinion of this subject at the moment. I just want yours.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed

across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the power went

off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word

known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files

from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

"JESUS SAVES"

Global warming and cooling have been happening for centuries. There are periods in history that were hotter than it is now. For example, from A.D.900 to A.D.1100, global temeratures were much warmer on average than at present. Although it's true that carbon dioxide and methane levels have increased slightly over the years, and it may be due to man's efforts, all scientific evidence that has been gathered indicates that there is no danger of a global warming disaster. The predictions of global warming are based on theory alone. Nature contributes more carbon dioxide and greenhouse gasses to the atmosphere than man. While man contributes about 7 billion tons of CO2 into the atmosphere yearly, nature puts about 200 billion tons into the atmosphere every year. Nature has been doing this for a while and nothing has happened yet.

I'm not looking for an argument. I just want to know what your opinion is. Please give well thought out answers and list your sources.

Much appreciated.

What are your thoughts on abortion?

Please list as many sources as possible. Thanks!

My hair is super THICK and WAVY and FRIZZY! What shampoo and conditioner (that isn't really expensive) should I use to help tame my wild mane? I'm looking for something that is affordable and that doesn't make my hair greasy by the end of the day. I already straighten it with a flat iron, but it just takes SO long since its so thick.

Also, to save a question, how do I get rid of dark circles under my eyes? I'm only 14 and I think they are genetic because I get enough sleep at night and I drink water with almost every meal. I have to cover them up with concealer and am embarassed to go anywhere without my make-up.

Help me please!