deni

ok all.....i'm pregnant, and right now i know what i fancy, just not how i fancy it, so am asking you all for ideas.....i want baked beans, sausages and rice, but i dont just wanna whack it in a pan and done, i'd like something a bit different, any ideas would be grand :D thanks

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids .

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids , and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids , are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids , are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

...i was wondering if anyone on here could help me, we live in reading, and my partner is looking to do his driving lessons, only we have a problem, he is a tall lad, and so far the companies he has tried dont have big enough cars, most cocmpanies dont have very big cars, he tried sitting in a Ford Focus, sport, but even that wasnt big enough....what i am trying to ask is, does anyone know of any companies, that have big cars, but dont charge the earth, in reading? thanks in advanced

...buy friends of yours that celebrate christmas, presents? the reason i ask this is, some of my muslim friends give us presents at christmas, but i have friends that are jehovah witnesses, and they stick to their beliefs and do not give presents or cards, i have no problem with this, i was just curious to know whether other religions that dont celebrate christmas, give presents, am sure i am going to get some stick for this question, whether it be racial, or other, but hey i wanna widen my knowledge

we have a bit of fun? ;-)

....how will you be seeing in the New Year?

...be staying in with your family to eat dinner, or have you booked a table somewhere to save hassle?

the reason i ask this is...on my way to the corner shop this morning i saw a lady putting her baby, which was in a car sit, into the back of her car and not put the seatbelt round it....i also saw this done a couple of months back, and it angered me then, i have a one year old girl, and although i dont drive my mum does, so we had to get a car seat, i would never dream of not making sure her car-seat was strapped in, even when she was younger and i'd have strapped the seat in even if she was sleeping and it meant waking her, her safety was my priority....a car seat can roll about to in an accident....do you all strap your children in?

i made the mistake of cleaning my fridge with mr muscle, and now my fridge smell of the stuff, which isnt a nice smell, is there anyway we can get rid of the smell? we have tried cleaning the fridge again with just water, and with washing up liquid but that still hasnt done anything, any advice would be greatfully accepted, thanks in advanced

...ok so this is a long shot, but does anyone in the UK know someone by the name of kerry, she might have been know as either kerry mcnair or mcaleaney, and used to live in essex, she comes from scotland, and well she's my cousin and would be nice to get in touch with her again is all....thanks for your time all

all the questions i have answered this morning you have answered, and not been very helpful either, you even called someone an idiot, and answered a question, something along the lines of dont care, why answer if you cant be bothered??

What will you be doing to raise money this year? if anything of course

i have some swedish meatballs in the fridge, and i was just

wondering what i could make with them, i have a fair bit in, but am just not sure, i want to make something different, oh and we dont have eggs in....please suggest something if you can....thanks

we only had 2 girls turn up at ours, which was fine by me haha.....what about you?

can anyone reccammend a good detective game to play/buy, me and my hubby are looking for one we can play together, having played CSI games together......thanks in advanced

what have you got out of it? has the advice been given to you been worthwhile?

i pre-ordered my copy of the harry potter book, and was due to recieve it yesterday, i was out all day (what a great day too) but when i came home there wasnt even a card to say that they had tried to deliver, did anyone order from amazon and if so did they get their book on time, or a card to say pick it up blah blah if they werent in....i just wish to know so i know whether or not i can put a complaint in to amazon...thanks in advanced

my partner is interested in starting to build his own radio controlled car....battery operated is fine, but he would really prefer a petrol/fuel driven car....he isnt too bothered about the model, but i was wondering if anyone could help as to where to look, to even get a start kit....we have a small budget and would be happy even if we had to get it bit by bit....please could you tell us shops in the reading area or websites where we could look into purchasing these kits from...thanks in advnaced

can anyone tell me of any free and easy to virtual private networks (VPN) that me and a friend can you on windows vista? we have previously tried hamachi and that has proven so far to work with what we need it to do....thanks in advance for any help

ok me and a friend have been trying to play Heroes of Might and Magic 3 over the virtual network Hamachi....for a while it worked but now it seems not to work at all, we would use gamespy but for some unknown reason that isnt working either, maybe its vista but i dont know, i was just wondering if anyone on here could suggest a free and simple to use virtual network programme, we both use windows vista, and would both be really greatful if anyone here could suggest something, thanks in advance guys and gals