soren

well...are you under?

i have a terrible migraine.

i've had mixed reviews on the eye avi and would like your opinions.

thank you.

and they have yet to answer even one of my letters or return a phone call.

what about all the love i gave them?

what about the toys?

and i only called the cops on them twice.

why are they ignoring me??

and are there any other requirements?

i saw one the other day that had 7 teeth and almost spoke in complete sentences. was he overqualified, or are they just raising their standards?

...if you fell off the face of the earth?

about how long would it take them?

...paws crossed

...head held high

...eyes closed

what makes him think he's so great?

Should I staple his stomach?

thanks :)

How can I wipe his memory so that he stops looking at me in that disappointed way?

to have your panties all in a bind?

seems like it would be fun since so many people are wearing them that way :P

My daughter complains that I treat her brother better than I do her. What sibling doesn't feel that way at one time or another, right?

Like yesterday, he ran over her toes with his bike and she was clearly in his way while she was sitting on the couch. She claimed that my grounding her for two weeks was unfair.

Will she grow out of these irrational feelings she has of my supposed "favoritism?"

two cats from each other?

What made you change your mind?

but do you stalk the stalk?