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I am operating a wired network of four computers, using an old modem and router. Is there any form of wireless router that I can plug in after the wired system to give a wireless connection for my laptops? Is it straightforward to install?

I've just been reunited with my wife of only one year after a 7 month geographical seperation. During the time we were apart, she described to me that she was putting her sexual feelings "on ice", and that she felt they would resurface when we were reunited: on getting back to her, it seems that almost all her sex drive has evaporated. It distresses both of us, as though she wants to please me, it feels terribly one-sided. She has had a lot of ill health in the time I was not with her, and is on mild antidepressants, which didn't previously impact on her libido. It's very out of character, as she is normally a very passionate person. What's the best course, as we both find we are not sleeping through worry and frustration. I'm 31 and she is 29.

Where in the UK can I buy greetings cards on watercolour paper, so I can paint unique cards for my friends? The typical high street card factory packs are on rather cheap card, not rough watercolour paper. Urgent that I buy some, any suggestions?

Does anyone know the location of the main church / meeting hall of these people? They are supposed to be a public church, but it is not listed.

I need 8 identical photos to send for the Canadian immigration application, and none of the local photobooths in Stamford, UK will produce these in one go. Any ideas? Getting deperate here! (Its no good producing two sets of four, apparently)

I want to send my wife in Canada a couple of DVD's in the correct regional format to play on her TV- is this possible through Amazon? I have an Amazon UK account, but not for North America. Anyone done this before? I want it as a surprise for her, so can't use her Amazon account. I'm UK based.

I want to upload all my honeymoon pics (in the UK) and have them printed in Canada and sent directly to my wife: any suggestions

I want to know in twenty minutes, I'm having a shower... oh, and I'm in Stamford, Lincolnshire UK, so it helps if you're a local!

No UK companies sell basics like T shirts at affordable prices- anyone over there know of stores or websites that won't charge the earth for shipping? Or do I have to get a friendly penpal to post my purchases to me?!

Or are there any US/ CN mail order companies offering fantastic shipping deals on small quantities? Any sensible suggestions much appreciated! Also, any other fans of "Les Habs" in the UK (OK, that's a loooong shot!)

I have tried numerous UK based companies, and most of them have never even heard of Quebec... sad. Perhaps there are companies in the US or Europe that offer international shipping free?

I want to use excel to complete an invoice, but print only the data. I already have a NCR invoice set printed up, and I need to set up an excel template so that the columns and address fields etc will line up... can't find anything in MS Office's range of templates... where do I start!?

How can I explain to them that sorry, but they are going to see her pampering me as well as them? I don't know enough feline to explain that, and I'm told cats are very jealous... I just want these two to love their new daddy and take turns at curling up on his lap... so do I have to keep all my signs of affection for my girl out of their sight? Cat psychologists only need reply!

Get the huge files produced converted to a YouTube format? I download them to my laptop at medium HD resolution, but they will not open with WIndows Movie Maker, my preferred YouTube factory! Will the Sony Picture Motion Browser software make a "low res" copy for use on sharing sites, emailing, etc, and how do I work this??

Go about burning all my bridges? This is a totally new life for me, with my wonderful wife -to- be. I have money to pay off all my debts, from the equity in my house. I have a career ahead of me. How do I make it clear to busybody relatives and "friends" that a) they are not needed anymore in my life, and b) that I have no desire for them to pester me once I have made the break?

Serious answers only, and please don't presume that I am disloyal for cutting certain relatives out, as they are merely biological connections. I have gone through some heart searching about all this, and am asking for practical help!!

I don't mean 5 door saloons, I'm talking things like the Smart car, the original mini, etc! Things with engines under 1500cc

I am going to a nightclub this weekend, and it's the first time in my life, incredible as that may seem! (I am 30) and before you say how sad I am, I have had plenty of opportunities to go before, but my upbringing has steered my enthusiasm elsewhere! How does one behave in these establishments? I presume letting your hair down is the main aim?

I'm not on a date, my brother has suggested it and wants to know what kind of club I wanna visit!

And who can point me in the direction of a site that allows me to share my journal only with those I choose? (tried FaceBook, won't go there again!)