Leo

There was a guy next to her and she kept shouting at him to not touch her and to giver her phone back. Was she being abused???

Why do your brothers cause terror? This is a fact that your brothers cause many to cry, many to die and many to become angry with your false god.

Worship me oh false believers. Be saved on planet Barney.

Christians answer me this.

Why do you not worship me? For I am the true messiah the one and only Barney. GOD AND MESSIAH.

You must not listen to the lies that many have preached about salvation. For this is the new earth and I created the planet Barney for all who have faith in me. Convert so that you may be saved.

1In the beginning Barney created the Universe and the planet Barney. It was perfect. 2In one day he created all life. 3He then created man. The first man that walketh the planet was named Tom. Tom was naked, but he felt no shame. 4Barney said "You may do whatever you want on this earth for it is yours and yours alone. But you may never come into contact with my tail for then you will surely die." 5Tom did as he was told and did not come into contact with Barney's tail for then he would surely die.

6One day, while Barney was eating meat from a hefty cow that he himself named and created for his own consumption, Tom came to him. Now Tom has been a good creation but never once did he feel the way he did that day. 7"Oh great Barney," Tom said, "I am alone here on this world. Your presence here is great, but surely you can create another being like myself." 8Barney thought for a moment and then took a fruit and threw it into the sea. From the sea arose a beautiful being, one like Tom but had different features than that of himself. 9"This is Katie. She is not a man but a woman. When you and the woman become one in flesh you shall both gain great pleasure and love each other even more. The fruit she came from was sweet and therefore so she is," Barney proclaimed. 10"A woman. I am happy for my gift Barney," Tom said.

10Tom and Katie lived well together but there lurked a horrible creature on the earth and its name was the tickling clown. It had no gender unlike the great Barney who was a great male dinosaur. 11The tickling clown came over to Tom and asked him, "Why are you so happy?" The clown asked. "I live in a paradise with a beautiful woman and my creator lives besides us. Why should I not be happy?" Tom asked. 12The tickling clown laughed strangely and told Tom, "Surely touching the tail of Barney would be even more amusing." Tom shook his head, "It is forbidden to do so or I will die." 13The tickling clown laughed again, "You will not die you will become a god." When Tom heard this he approached Barney and touched his tail.

14"Who dares to touch my tail?" Barney asked in anger. Tom pointed to his wife Katie and said, "The woman you gave me did it!" Barney glared at her. "How dare you touch my tail!" he said in fury. 15"The man you created is lying to you Barney!" she explained. Barney did not know who was telling the truth for even though he was the creator he was not too bright so he blamed them both. 16"Woman, for touching my tail you will suffer in childbearing. Man, for touching my tail you will suffer by working hard for your food. Everything I have provided for you will be taken away including your immortality. 17Leave my sight for you disgust me. After he did this Tom and Katie were put onto a new earth, one that was malnourished. "This is your new home," he said to them. 18The tickling clown came to Barney and told him the truth, "It was I who tricked the man into touching your tail." Barney took the tickling clown and through him into the new earth. "You will all suffer unless you can redeem yourselves."

19 Barney then named Tom, Cruise which means betrayer and named Katie, Holmes which means pain in the words of Barney. This is why they are known as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. 20When this happened Barney did not allow any to see him for he was too Holy. 21Since the fall of Tom and Katie, the earth had more men and women and has lived for 1000 years so far. This the beginning of time.

May Barney Bless you.

1In the beginning Barney created the Universe and the planet Barney. It was perfect. 2In one day he created all life. 3He then created man. The first man that walketh the planet was named Tom. Tom was naked, but he felt no shame. 4Barney said "You may do whatever you want on this earth for it is yours and yours alone. But you may never come into contact with my tail for then you will surely die." 5Tom did as he was told and did not come into contact with Barney's tail for then he would surely die.

6One day, while Barney was eating meat from a hefty cow that he himself named and created for his own consumption, Tom came to him. Now Tom has been a good creation but never once did he feel the way he did that day. 7"Oh great Barney," Tom said, "I am alone here on this world. Your presence here is great, but surely you can create another being like myself." 8Barney thought for a moment and then took a fruit and threw it into the sea. From the sea arose a beautiful being, one like Tom but had different features than that of himself. 9"This is Katie. She is not a man but a woman. When you and the woman become one in flesh you shall both gain great pleasure and love each other even more. The fruit she came from was sweet and therefore so she is," Barney proclaimed. 10"A woman. I am happy for my gift Barney," Tom said.

10Tom and Katie lived well together but there lurked a horrible creature on the earth and its name was the tickling clown. It had no gender unlike the great Barney who was a great male dinosaur. 11The tickling clown came over to Tom and asked him, "Why are you so happy?" The clown asked. "I live in a paradise with a beautiful woman and my creator lives besides us. Why should I not be happy?" Tom asked. 12The tickling clown laughed strangely and told Tom, "Surely touching the tail of Barney would be even more amusing." Tom shook his head, "It is forbidden to do so or I will die." 13The tickling clown laughed again, "You will not die you will become a god." When Tom heard this he approached Barney and touched his tail.

14"Who dares to touch my tail?" Barney asked in anger. Tom pointed to his wife Katie and said, "The woman you gave me did it!" Barney glared at her. "How dare you touch my tail!" he said in fury. 15"The man you created is lying to you Barney!" she explained. Barney did not know who was telling the truth for even though he was the creator he was not too bright so he blamed them both. 16"Woman, for touching my tail you will suffer in childbearing. Man, for touching my tail you will suffer by working hard for your food. Everything I have provided for you will be taken away including your immortality. 17Leave my sight for you disgust me. After he did this Tom and Katie were put onto a new earth, one that was malnourished. "This is your new home," he said to them. 18The tickling clown came to Barney and told him the truth, "It was I who tricked the man into touching your tail." Barney took the tickling clown and through him into the new earth. "You will all suffer unless you can redeem yourselves."

19 Barney then named Tom, Cruise which means betrayer and named Katie, Holmes which means pain in the words of Barney. This is why they are known as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. 20When this happened Barney did not allow any to see him for he was too Holy. 21Since the fall of Tom and Katie, the earth had more men and women and has lived for 1000 years so far. This the beginning of time.

May Barney Bless you.

Is Masturbation good or bad? Everyone welcome to answer. My girlfriend has thought that masturbation was bad all her life until she turned 18 then she started to touch herself a little more down there and well... she said it was the best feeling she has ever had and she's looked it up on the internet and tells me that masturbation has health benefits... now even with that in mind is it bad according to God?

Barely turned lvl 90..

Att: 72

Str: 75

Def:72

Hp: 73 (11k till 74)

Can you give me some tips on what I should raise?

I want to raise my attack and defense to 75 and my strength to 80. Which monsters are the best to train on for a nonmember?

Current stats

Attack: 71

Strength: 73

Defense: 71

I want to raise my attack and defense to 75 and my strength to 80. Which monsters are the best to train on for a nonmember?

Current stats

Attack: 71

Strength: 73

Defense: 71

Oh and how come Pocahontas became a Christian?

like in issue one there are how many pages?

issue 2?

issue 3? etc...

right before he says "dear diary, it seems im dead."

who the hell shot nny (johnny)? did he kill himself? did "moose" kill him or was it one of the doughboys?

where is the boss key inside the temple of time??

okay... isn't it possible that maybe the greeks made up christianity to fit their own beliefs? like the trinity (god, holy spirit and jesus) it seems like 3 gods, cause you know, they worshipped more than one god... and they mention hades in the bible (as the underworld) and that's greek mythology... plus jesus in spanish sounds similar to zeus.... so i'm wondering... is christianity just made up like that, if not can you explain to me how it's really the truth?

PS: i'm not trying to pick a fight... i just wanna know.

BARNEY AND THE KOOL KIDZ? AND THE RELIGION?

please help me on this question....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvCPh...

the name of the song is "So Blessed." it goes like this...

"so blessed i can't contain it, so much you gotta give it away..."

who's it by?????????

Okay... I feel pretty lost... My parents taught me to be a Christian... but i feel like there's something wrong... they say that homosexuals go to hell and that people who don't believe in God will go to hell and the people who just do GOOD but don't bellieve in God go to hell as well...

Isn't it unfair though to the homosexuals and the non-believers? What i mean is... why would God send his creation to hell? I don't understand, my parents also say that God is LOVE, how is that love? I am just very confused because i know my father and mother would love me no matter what... whether i was bad or good... I'm not saying people who intentionally do bad things should go to heaven... but shouldn't they have a second chance before entering hell?