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Donald and Daisy duck went to a hotel for the weekend . Donald wanted to make love! Daisy said "Do you have a condom? Donald said "No ..Daisy said i sure they have some at the front Desk, So Donald went to the front desk , ask the man do you have condoms ? Manager said we sure do ..Pulled out a bowl full,, Donald picked out his condoms ....Manager said do you want me to put that on your bill? Donald said heck no you want me to thufficate?

would it hurt to drink advanced Whey Isolate? has 60 gram protein...

its a smithson farm not precooked not cured .

Does a person have to stay in an abusive relationship???

No! I never said they should..God doesnt expect you to live under those conditions,where your life is threatened or take physical abuse. Move out from under those conditions...or divorce whatever ... BUT if you divorce ! (unless your husband has committed adultery) you are not free to marry.again.

Read First Cornth,

the bible doesn`t say you have to continue to live with them ,unless they commit adultry you can not marry again. thats why you have to make a good choice in husbands or wives.........

A priest and rabbi were in a burning school building,, they both run out side, The priest said,What about the kids ? the rabbi said screw the kids ,, the prierst said ,Do you think we have time ??????

my 5 mo. old Cocker Spaniel has mucous in his stools today there is a little blood ? whats going on help !!!! take to Vet right away???

when they got to their room,Donald wanted to have sex .Daisy ask" Do you have a condom? Donald said "no, Daisy said ;they might have some at the desk. So Donald went to the desk and ask the clerk.Do you have condoms? The man said yes we do and reached under the counter and pulled out condoms and handed them to Donald. Desk clerk ask " Do you want me to put them on your bill? Donald said:THIT NO! you want to thufficate me?

And say I take Jesus as my personal savior? and thats it? Well my friend the Bible says: 1st you must hear the word 2nd you must believe 3 rd you must repent 4th confess that Jesus is the son of God 5th be baptized for the forgiveness of sin. And try as best as humans to live a christian life.

That is the conditions to salvation Read Acts and 1and 2 Corinthians

Dear Santa,

Iwud like a kool space rangur fer xmas. Iv been a gud boy all year .

your friend ,Billy

Dear Billy

Nice spelling ,your on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn how to read and write

yours friend

Santa

there is some people looking up players ISP without their knowledge, To find out where they live and things about them . I dont think this is legal is it ????

Dear Santa ,

I wuld lik a kool space rangur fer xmas . I ve been a gud boy all yeer ,

your freind

Billy

Dear Billy,

Nice spelling your on your way to a career in lawn care!, How about I send you a frigging book ,so you can learn to read and write

Santa

My wife and I went to my High School Reunion.,and I kept staring at a drunkin lady swigging her drinks as she sat alone at a nearby table, My wife ask,"Do you know her?" "yes I sighed", She s a old girlfriend, I heard she started drinking right after we split up,those many years ago I hear she hasnt been sober since" " My God!" my wife said " who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?,"

when Clinton was president he took SS# out of private funds and opened it into the general fund,the congressmen had a field day spending our money ,that why there is nothing left in SS# now.

loan will be payed before payment for taxes or insurance is due again,what Options do I have if any ..please answer ?????

not maintain the jewish religion?

you have played 250 games of spades and partners rating varies fom 1500 to 2000.you can get anywhere from 4-11 point each game you win ,depending on the rate of the players.Is it possible to maintain that % without cheating ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please answer!! i personally dont think you can

I would like to buy a copy ...Probably written in the late 1980s or early 1990s?

Also the goverment is forcing Chrysler to sell to Italy Fiat.Is something wrong with this picture? Can people see a not so gradual takeover of every phase of our lives. and Obama is getting troops home to deal with the civil unrest in this country which is coming as people wake up to what is happening to our country. The Tea parties are just the beginning. What will America be like next year or the year after ? Will your children be free I doubt it. Please wake up and let the powers that be know your not going to see our country in the trash bin

I am ignorant when it comes to computers those who answer please make it simple. I know how to turn them off and on ......thank you