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    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

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    "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

    It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

    Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

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    A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

    "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at

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