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for the girls this is funny?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at

Update:

the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Update 2:

i didnt realize it wasnt finished i guess i didnt copy and paste the rest sorry =[

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Oh please finish the joke... now I'm interested!!!

    edit:

    haha I love this joke!!!!! you made my day!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the male brain costs more because it's used less?

    Please finish....

  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard it before - The male brain is new and the female brain is used.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Where's the rest?

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  • 1 decade ago

    This would be a good question for Jokes & Riddles.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh snap! I really like that i am going to use that.

  • 1 decade ago

    AGH! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!

    please e-mail me!!!

    PLEASE, I LOVE IT, BUT WANT TO KNOW THE REST!!!

    ♥Roberta♫

  • 1 decade ago

    whats the rest of it?

  • msX
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    u need to finish it

  • Me
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Did I miss something? What is the end? What is so funny?

  • 1 decade ago

    ohhhh nice climax. finish.

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