Dr Doom

Just seen on the news that next year, 2009, Road Tax will increase from £215 to £430, not only have the Government ignored requests to scrap it because of increasing congestion charges, but now it seems they are spitting in the faces of all road users by doubling the cost.

All this on top of the rises in Fuel will cripple most road users in the country who already have to deal with increases in:

Gas

Electricity

Water

Food

Council Tax

Income Tax

National Insurance

Car Insurance

Interest Rates

Something has got to give soon, as average wages are far too low to cope with all these increases, and as usual the poor get poorer.

It sickens me to read about MP's getting all their expenses paid for everything from paper clips to second Homes on TAX PAYERS MONEY.

I say SACK THEM ALL, after all we pay their wages.

What the????

How come he looks and sounds just like Randy Savage the Original Macho Man????

He even has the same theme music and uses his 'ooooooo yeah!!!' catchphrase, why? how?

Can anyone please tell me the story behind this?

does anyone know?

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather

curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the

older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day

he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.

Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind

the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to

his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then

he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting

sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so

too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the

doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess

he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started

panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have

been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis

got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide

down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started.

I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick, a big eel had

gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants

and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed

it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she

got really scared her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open,

and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it

was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the

ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and

grabbed it with both hands tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she and held it tight while he took a muzzle

out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it

from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could

get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and

squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they

wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend

got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just

hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and

her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went

back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.

By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to

fight again. I guess eels are like cats they have 9 lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting

on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the

eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin

off and flush it down the toilet!!!

we pay far too much money for the cr*p we receive in return, you get more for your money with sky, but still have to pay for bloody licence.