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  • Alternative end for Twilight...how about this?

    Bella and Edward smokes a joint together. Edward gets the munchies. The end.

    PS. If you report this you're nothing more than a sour puss with no sense of humor...at all.

    1 AnswerOther - Society & Culture9 years ago
  • Hey guys! What would you do when this happens?

    This really happened this morning as I was driving home (worked night shift) on the N4 between Pelindaba and Quagga Toll Plaza. A cyclist indicated to me that he needed help, so I stopped. He told me that he was shot at and robbed by 3 idiots, 2 of them armed with hand guns. I knew that the only thing I could do for him was to call the SAPS, but I didn't have airtime, so the guy said it's ok, he'll continue. I drove on to Quagga Plaza thinking I would try and get the toll booth operators to at least inform SAPS, this is how my conversation with the idiot went:

    Me; Hi, do you have direct contact with the SAPS?

    Him; Yes, why?

    Me; A cyclist was shot at and robbed about 11km back by 3 men, 2 were armed.

    Him; Oh, but it's illegal to cycle on a national road, this often happens. There is a sign that says cycling is not allowed.

    Me; So, since he is cycling "illegally" it's ok to shoot at him and rob him?

    Him; Mmm...yes.

    I sped off to prevent myself from moering him halfway to hospital.

    So, what would you guys have done?

    5 AnswersSouth Africa9 years ago
  • My dog just died, I need some advice please...?

    it ran under the axe while I was chopping wood...

    will I be sent to jail for murder? Or man...errr...dog slaughter?

    Can I call the funeral parlor with my one phone call I'm entitled to?

    OR do you think a good vet will be able to put its head back on?

    WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS HERE?

    5 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Rhetorical question for homsexual men...?

    which do you prefer;

    a) petting your own monkey?

    b) taking it up the smelly freckle?

    5 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Regarding Winnie the Pooh...?

    Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems. Winnie has an eating disorder. Piglet suffers from anxiety.Eeyore has major depression. Tigger has ADHD.Rabbit has OCD. & Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him.

    Do you agree with me about this?

    4 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • I'm Afrikaans, but in the term "gans en al" where did 'gans' originate and what does it mean?

    I know 'gans' is a goose, but I mean in this particular context what does it mean?

    3 AnswersSouth Africa1 decade ago
  • Who knows about the concentration camps in South Africa?

    I know about it because it's in our history, but I'd like to know how many of you know about it.

    It was during the 2nd Anglo - Boer war that raged from 1899 to 1902.

    The British put the women and children in concentration camps since they were the Boers' logistical supply line.

    PS. I'm South African

    4 AnswersHistory1 decade ago
  • Black Mamba? You out there?

    When will you rate the question re: Mamba vs King cobra?

    1 AnswerZoology1 decade ago