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Lv 6

My dog just died, I need some advice please...?

it ran under the axe while I was chopping wood...

will I be sent to jail for murder? Or man...errr...dog slaughter?

Can I call the funeral parlor with my one phone call I'm entitled to?

OR do you think a good vet will be able to put its head back on?

WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS HERE?

Update:

Why was I chopping wood? ...uhm...oh sh!t, was I chopping wood? When was that? Hey! Who posted this question about his dog on my profile?

Must have been Zinki... ;D

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    dig a hole for the dog and stick with goldfish for pets or even pet rocks. pet rocks are the best but they crap all over the place

  • 1 decade ago

    Its not murder. At worst it would be animal crulety if it were intentional.

    Putting its head back on will not bring it back to life.

    Buy a new dog

  • Riley
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Get a bag of lime and a shovel, bury it before it starts stinking.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why were you chopping wood...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    switch the heads.. yours and his.

    You will need a doc , and a vet.

    Good luck.

    Woof!

    Source(s): The dog u just killed.
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