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Lv 6

Rhetorical question for homsexual men...?

which do you prefer;

a) petting your own monkey?

b) taking it up the smelly freckle?

Update:

Yes, I'm homophobic, because they have the tendency to hit on me...no, I'm South African.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    monkey petting leads to gummed up keyboards and dirty mouse. and anal sex causes aids i seen it on adult swim petter griffen said so. so itis true.

    Source(s): tv and myself cause if it was on tv it has to be reakl and true
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tolerance please.

    Although I can't understand the attraction.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ...Why would you ask a rhetorical question on a site called Yahoo! ANSWERS?

    Source(s): I was THERE
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Spank the monkey

    Anal sex... NO WAY ! It's not too DIE FOR. In this day and Aids.

    Source(s): POPAROTSY?
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  • 1 decade ago

    Are you homophobic? Are you Ugandan?

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