MD Hamza

Which is your favorite squad ?

Name your top three (non Ichigo) favorite bleach fights

mine

Squad 10

Isshin V White

Komamura V Tousen

Kyoraku V Stark

hi

easy 10 points

Everyone always talks about tech nine , currency , gunplay or some other ****

why do they think that these lames are better than Drake or Lil Wayne in any way at all ?

we're not haters , we are men and women who have our hormones in check and have the slightest idea of what good music is

I'm using an ethernet cable to my ps2 , and everytime i try to set up a psn account , at the final stage it says"sorry the test has timed out" so why isn't it working ?

if you want to ask more questions to be clear go ahead

i really want to play mortal kombat armageddon online....

I dropped out of my senior year of high school two years ago , i have no animosity regarding that because i never had any friends and no one cared about me

my life actually got better afer i dropped out , so i dreamt that i was in school - and these two acquaintances who were ALWAYS nice to me were at a table i was at

one was a guy named Irshed and the other was a girl named Melissa

so for some academic reason Irshed had to write my name and DOB on the board , but he made the birth year 1911

so i joked that - that makes me as old as Kakuzu doesn't it ?

and they all looked at me and rolled their eyes

later , the strangest thing happened , melissa grabbed me by the back of the hair , dragged me down and kneed me right in the sternum

and they were all laughing while i was writhing in pain

so what the hell does this mean ?

ps - feel free to goof around here , i always mess with people in the dream interpretations section

Why are teenage girls so irritating?

Where Do i begin ? Let's start off with the fact that they worship justin bieber and one direction , this is worse than hidan's jashin religion

why are they famous again ? i know damn well its not because of their music

second - they all believe in God Damn horoscopes

why in the beautiful name of fuqh would you do something so annoying ?

All they care is about is boyfriends ? Guys , it's very painful to read this isn't it - dont throw up just yet it gets worse

they like - twilight , teen wolf , vampire diaries , sex and the city (kmn) , love lies and seeta

they make a huge deal over their sweet 16 - GET A GOD DAMN LIFE CHEESES HEIST

they're irrationally shy

here ,let me give you an example of an extremely annoying twelve year old

she has a wattpad account , and she wrote two stories

guess what they're about ?

the first one is about her making out with a guy

guess what the second is about

it is also about her making out with a guy (BARF TIMES TEN)

guess what she reads

1D fanfictions and stories about getting pregnant , and emo god damn bullshit

or how about this one 13 year old who wants to get pregnant ? someone please toss her out a window

did you know 99% of wattpad.com is only poorly written 1d fanfictions ? why did God create teenage girls ?

Did you know they make lameass trending topics like #operationmakebieber smile ?

Someone please kill me , my nipple whispers to me

My List

Vergil's Yamato

Dante's Cerberus

Danet's Agni and Rudra

Komamura's Tenken

Hitsugaya's Hyourinmaru

Zabuza's Kubikiribocho

Subzero's Koriblade

Scorpion's Fire Sword whatever the hell that is

Raiden's Staff

Noob Saibot's Troll Hammer

Geeks Unite! Excelcior!

I'm following elle and teen vogue and access hollywood i think,

i like all big end magazines like this - please recommend more

Hi , I'm a total noob when it vomes to those two genres so please suggest some popular artists , ty

We used to be so close and now she literally ignores every word i say

she always has a f******* attitude with me and we're not into the same things anymore

she's so GD boring now , she's turning into my mom

so my question is - how do i accept it and move on >?

Before I tell you what happened let me explain to you about the writer's community

writers give their peers harsh reviews on purpose so that they improve - it's actually a very friendly community

so there's this 12 yr old girl on wattpad who asked me to read one of her stories and I wrote

"this doesn't have enough events to be a cliffhanger , and i;m only telling you this so you can be better and anyways goodjob , i think you can be a professional screenplay writer"

and for some reason she hasn't talked to me since...

so did i do something wrong ?

Im a music blogger

What presetting and frequenxy range do you use ?

hey guys,

my phone is a nokia 110,

it has a pre-installed facebook app that i can't delete

any software that can help me hide it ? deleting would've been better btw

Hi Guys, I started my action based Naruto fanfic

http://www.wattpad.com/11129979-chapter-1-swordsme...

please give it a read?

sorry if you think i'm abusing YA, i just wanted to advertise this :(

Hey Guys, I'm starting my Naruto fanfiction series!

But sometimes I need to add photos for important illustrations, you know just paste the link and my readers will be able to look at the pic on another page..

but the problem is, I need a good site recommendations , a site where i have a profile and can upload my pictures and can easily obtain their links , please don't suggest facebook or twitter , i don't care for social media , i hope i made myself clear

Thank you for your valuable time, MD Hamza

Ok, let me brief you in on my Naruto Fanon world

Izuna and Pain , Madara and Obito , Hanzo and Danzo , Orochi and Kimimaro , Sasori and Zetsu and Kakuzu and Hidan belong to the new Akatsuki - they are pertnered as how i named them

Pain and Hanzo have equal control over Ame, and Orochi controls oto with Kimimaro by his side

Kakashi and Itachi , Kisame and Zabuza , Killer B and Shikuro Aburame , Asuma and Shikaku , Deidara and Guy , and Minato and Shisui belong to an organisation called Roots , an S classed concern of the allied forces - they are paired accordingly

They all have badass posts too

Kakashi = Jonin Leader of Konoha

Itachi = Anbu Leader of Konoha

Kisame= Jonin Leader of Kiri

Zabuza = Chief tactical advisor to Kiri , Anbu Captain

Killer B = Jonin Leader of Kumo, Commando for Kumo

Shikuro = Anbu Leader of Kumo , Commando for Roots (drafted from the leaf)

Asuma = Regular Taskforce of Sunagakure (drafted from the leaf)

Shikaku = Jonin leader of Sunagakure (drafted from the leaf) Vice captain of Roots

Deidara = Commando for Iwa and Roots

Guy = Jonin Leader of Iwa (drafted from the leaf)

Minato= Floating Allied forces member , Leader of Roots

Shisui= Konoha Anbu Captain

Each council is made up of 5 people inclusive of the Kage

Konoha Council = Tsunade (Hokage) , Kakashi , Itachi , Hizashi , Dan

Kiri Council = Mei (Mizukage) (And the only four swordsmen in my fanon) Kisame , Zabuza , Ao (here he is a hyuuga and the Anbu leader of kiri, his class is regular jonin) Mangetsu Hozuki (Tokubetsu Jonin in Clan techniques/Taijutst/Senjutsu)

Kumo Council = A (Raikage) , Inoichi (drafted from the leaf and is an Anbu squad captain) Nii , B , Shikuro

Suna Council = Gaara (Kazekage) (recovered shukaku) Asuma, Shikaku , Baki (Anbu Leader of Suna) Kurenai (task force member, drafted from the leaf)

Iwa Council = Onoki (Tsuchikage) Deidara , Guy , Shizune (Head Medic , drafted from the leaf) and Hiashi (drafted from the leaf)

Ok Guys , that's my fantasy naruto world, If you enjoyed any bit please comment and let me know, and if you don't please keep your opinions to yourself. Dont tell me (He's dead or that's not possible)