Tyler

I smoked 3 hits about 7 days ago and have to take a drug test in 2 days for a job. I can't fail it cause the job is at my moms work and they will tell her so idk what to do I planned on drinking a lot of water and exercising but it still seems really sketchy. I don't have an option of buying any detox things it has to be natural. Please help I am 16 198 pounds and about 6'2 so I don't know if all that matters but more info the better I figured lol

So I'm 17 and in high school and I go to a different school then all my friends cause my grades weren't to good, but I still go to the other school when there is 10 min left till school is out to take there busses home. Well a girl who is my bestfriend told me today that she accidentally bumped into a kid and she's tiny and he grabbed her and shoved her into a door post so to me that is assault and she is incapable of defending herself because she is so much smaller then him and she's a girl (not being sexist) and another time he said he was "going to bury her" which is a threat to me so I am going to the school tomorrow and my friend is gonna show me who he is and I plan on fighting him. How much trouble would i get in? Since I don't go to that school would they just call my school and tell them or would nothing like that happen and then legally if his parents tried to sue me could I get away with defending a defenseless girl because she was being bullied?

So I won 4 tickets to a sports event and I'm 15 my dad put the money towards the raffle tickets so obviously he is going and he is gonna take this girl that I don't know on a date with us and he told me to do the same so I asked a girl and she said yes. My dad isn't like a douche or boring or weird but I feel like it will be awkward having him and I feel like the girl might be uncomfortable to there but that's just me also need to mention it's a very very bad neighborhood we would have to go to downtown Detroit but I'm a pretty big kid I can defend her an I lolplease let me know what you guys think

So I'm on my dads account and was wondering if I google something can he just go to sprint and be like hey what was googled on my sons number since it is under his account?

I have a 1970 chevelle ss with no engine/transmission. I want to put a 396 in it but I literally know nothing about cars. I know how to do an oil change, check fuses, change break pads and that's about it. I know how to use just about every single tool but I think it will be super hard considering all the stuff I would have to hook to the engine and where to hook it ect. I have all the tools like a cherry picker but I didn't buy the engine yet cause I'm sorta worried I won't know what to do. Is it easy enough to were I can youtube it or look it up on google? I have nobody in the family that knows what there doing either and I don't want it professionally done I wanna rebuild it not have some mechanic do it I have done the entire car already the interior the paint everything just need this damn engine and transmission inside

I'm 15 and big in self defense I want to carry a steel baton that expands but I'm 98% sure it's considered a bludgeon weapon in Michigan and illegal but since im 15 would they go easier on my I have no rap sheet or anything would they prob just take it from me or would they charge me? Since I'm 15 could I play the I didn't know card? I can't carry a taser in Michigan and I'm for sure not risking that so what would happen?

So obviously I watch to many movies and I get parinoid so let's say I get convicted of a murder I didn't commit in America cause we all know that happens a lot and I escape prison and get away with fake passports and everything, and got to Andorra which does not extradite back to the US and I applied for citizenship would they see I escaped and deny me citizenship and make me leave? And if you know another country that doesn't extradite and has somewhat if an English language that would be cool to.

So I bought a Versace suit off my buddy SUPER cheap as in $50 cheap came with the jacket pants tie and the dress shirt. Was super stoked and still am only problem is there is a tear in the jacket pocket and I was thinking I can take it to a tailor and they can fix it up for me? If they could how much would it cost roughly? Thanks!!!

So I'm 16 and really sexually active not a player or whore just like sex so last week I was at a party that was for sophomores only and I was hookin up with a girl there and one of the order things I asked is how old are you she said 15 which is cool with me 14 is my limit and she had huge boobs a fat *** and looked about 17 so we banged and after she's like I'm 13 I was sorta trippin in my head so then we got dressed and went out and partied I mean if I knew she was 13 morally idk if I couldve done it but idk I don't have to many morals when it comes to having sex with hot *** chicks so I mean what if she's 12 next time I would really freak out then like how come you hoes gotta lie to us like just be flat out with ur age ****

Just started work as a landscaper and it's tough work mostly time consuming but a lot of heavy lifting Saturday was a rough day we work for millionaire houses and we had $9,500 worth of plants and trees and bushes to unload. 1 plant weighed about 40 pounds so that was alright but had 22 of those 1 bush was about 80 pounds and had 12 of those and 1 tree was about 100 pounds and there was 25 of those then had to use a pitch for and fill up wheel barrels and had to take the wheel barrels of mulch down 3 flights of stairs each case having about 13 steps and the owner was a dick and said not to pull the wheeler barrel up the stairs cause it might scratch his tiles so we had to throw the 80 pound wheel barrel over our back and carry it up all the steps after that I was dead my boss said this coming Saturdays house will be 10 times harder what can I do to be ready and stay regenerated enough to lift a lot and not get wore out I was thinking of bringing a couple 5 hour energys and she I felt like I was getting wore out id drink one but never tried them so don't know if the my work good cause it drink monsters and those don't energies me I don't think so help please

Just smoked 3 hits of a joint and put it out can't open windows but put a shirt covered in cologne under the crack of my door I literally think I sprayed half a bottle of curve cologne which is super stong now my parents smoke weed and smoke cigarettes both in the house tey haven't smoked weed all week and won't tomorrow either they usually smoke atleast 1 cig each in the morning then my mom checks on me is it possible for the smell to go away in 6 or 7 hours?

So I'm 15 a freshman but when I play it will be next season so 16 and a sophomore I'm pretty athletic I play basketball and mainly football I play defensive tackle I'm 6'1 180 pounds so definitely not the fastest kid I literally know nothing about lacrosse I know the obvious I know you run and throw the ball to ur teamates and you catch with the stick that's got the net and you gotta score on the other teams net that's it I don't even know what they call it when u score for all I know it's called a touchdown lol in assuming since it's like soccer it's a goal but not sure. Literally know nothing about it though like if I started the first day of practice and somebody tells me there's no out of bounds which I'm not sure if there is but I'd be running through the stands and **** lol so me being 100% uneducated about lacrosse should I play next season? I don't even know if I'll like it I heard you can beat people with ur stick if I'm on defense and can you like slam into people to try to knock them over? Thanks

I'm 180 6'0 a guy and most my wright is in my stomach now I don't look fat when I got clothes on I look like I dan honestly have a six pack but when the shirt comes off it's like kaboom lol idk I'm just nervous about it and yeah I'm a virgin just lookin to smash same with my thighs but i don't really care abou that already got a girl that's down to bang but her last bf was the star of the senior basketball team and was a freshman and had a six pack since like kindergarten lol

So I'm about to pick up 3g of some really loud weed but I gotta drive in the car with my dad for about 30 min after I get it and he can't know I have a gym bag I carry so I was gonna bring like 10 zip lock baggies and just keep putting one in another then wrapping it with suran wrap then some dryer sheets and more suran wrap I know I sound like a ***** and like I'm scared but if you knew my dad you would be trying hard to lol so I know it's way over board that a normal pill bottle will work but better safe then sorry I have no pill bottle no glass jar or no time to buy either if them nor a smell proof bag any ideas? Also after I am done rolling it with suran wrap I was gonna but a pringle container and take the Pringles out put the weed at the bottom then put the Pringles back on top of it lol idk thinking out the box haha

So I been vaping on and off whenever I feel like it for around a year I usually vape 6mg of nicotine in the juice I'm not addicted I stop whenever I want it's just a leisure activity when I'm with friends or bored I don't have to if I don't want to I've went 3 weeks without smoking anything just cause I wanted to no specific reason just didn't feel like it I find it weird that people get super pissy when they smoke nicotine and stop for a day and I'm fine for long periods of time I thought I might have a high tolerance but the addictive gene runs in my family my grandma died before I met her from an addiction to herion and my grandpa got deported when I was 5 for his addiction to pills and herion so there is the addictive gene in my family but then my mom smokes cigarettes and can do the same as me as in stop whenever she wants she smoked for 4 years then one day just said eh I'm done and never had withdraws or cravings she was fine and clean for 10 years then got a divorce and was stressed so started again but is about to quit I was wondering would I be ok to try cigarettes like smoke a pack and if I dont like it just stop? I think my vape has as much nicotine as a normal cigarette so I think I'll be fine but I'm not sure.

So I liked this girl since last year but was a huge puss and never asked her out this year I was going to ask her to homecoming but guess what?? Thts right I was a puss even though I think she wanted me to ask her cause she was like yeah I got asked but said no I'm like why she said well I'm still waiting for the right guy and opened her eyes really wide I assumed she meant me lol but scared if rejection so I didn't now like6 months later I feel like I got the courage to ask her on a date but still don't wanna get rejected but then she is super flirty with this guy at lunch and barley talks to me and it gets me sooooooo pissed like to the point where I was sitting with them at lunch and got so annoyed I got my friend and we left but then she started texting me right when I left sending me stupid pics of like inside jokes tht we talked about on FaceTime but now I don't go to that school and can't step foot on campus till next year for stupid reasons but I don't know about her way to ask her on a date that's not a little butch way like I thinks it's dumb to ask over text so I figured id FaceTime her and ask then? Main questions are 1. Does it seem like she likes me 2. Is FaceTime an ok way to ask 3. How would I ask just flat out say I was wondering if you wanna go out on a date or more smooth like u know I liked u last year and when she says yes I say what would u have said if I asked u out then after she responds I say what would you say if I asked you now? Lol I obv need help

So I'm 16 but look older and his cousin is like 26 and hasn't had a bf in a while nor had sex only reason I know is cause my moms bf used to live with her and me and my mom stayed there to for 6 months she was always sorta flirtatious but just recently we all went to her house (cause we moved out) and she was dressed nicely and gave us all hugs an 5 min later ran upstairs and she changed into leggings and a t shirt and the tshirt was long enough to cover her *** but she used a hair tie to tie the shirt up so u can see her *** and sprayed a lot of perfume on then she kept doing stuff that was right infront of me putting her *** right in my face and I caught her looking back to see if I was looking and she quickly turned away the rest of the night she kept touching me for dumb stuff like would lean in and put her hand on the back if my neck and pulled me close to her and asked if I was hungry I'm like ya I'll eat u all night Lmao didn't say that for real but wanted to hahahha but idk I feel like she wants to bang me but that's my opinion lol what you guys think? And yeah she's hot and id totally bang her if she wanted

So I recently got caught by a cop for haven't a grinder and vape there weren't any charges which was cool but now my dad is always suspicious. I'm going to hang out with my friends this week and I wanna have some extra bud at my moms house giving the fact she lives 45 min from all my friends I can't just have her pick me up but anyways everytime I come from a friends house my dad usually makes jokes saying what else do u have thts illegal but usually he looks through my gym bag and pockets so I though maybe I could just like but it in like 6 bags then tape it to my thigh then get home and stash it somewhere until I go to my moms then do the same thing to get it there but usually my bud is really dank and I don't know how bad it will smell up the car on a 45 min ride? Please help with ideas

Hit the cigarette 4 times then had to leave I obviously was outside and I'm washing my hands like 50 times and used mouth wash and him but will my clothes or anything else smell

So I'm at my parents house and if have a loft as my room whic is basically the entire upstairs is one bedroom and it's mine nobody ever comes up there beside me. I wanna roll some joints but worried that if I open the bag take the weed out grind it up and roll a few up that my entire room will smell amazingly of weed not to worried about the room smelling bad for a couple hours cause I'll do it late at night while everyone is sleeping but I don't want the smell to travel downstairs into the living room cause my moms bf never sleeps till like 4 am and by then I don't feel like it and my mom wakes up 4 hours later they both smoke weed and know I do they don't want me to and especially have weed in the house. Tht both also smoke cigarettes in the house which might delude the smell a little if it travels downstairs. So if I open the bag of maybe 3 grams grind it all up roll a couple fat ones then just throw em in a pill bottle and stash em for later will the smell travel throughout the house? I obviously know my room is gonna smell like heaven but how long will it stay like that? I'll have a window open and all the vents covers with either hoodies blankets or pillows. Also might have some ferbreeze. Thanks