dogstar4god

I need 10 examples of epigrams.

I know it's a short witty saying. still can't figure out what's an epigram and what's not.

I need 10 examples of irony. sooo stuck on that.

2 examples of sarcasm.

1 overstatement.

My friend's lab mix always jumps on people, and turning our backs isn't working cause he'll jump on your backside too.

ignoring him isn't working either....

i read in "marley and me" that he kneed the dog in the chest to keep him from jumping.

my friends dog, when standing on all fours, is about 2 feet tall.

when on hind legs, is about 3 1/2 feet tall.

and for some strange reason, he only listens to me...

(i had him trained that for a while everytime he came to me, he sat.)

I currently have a Moto w375... its pretty sweet, but slooooow texting.

So i'm thinking of buying a net10 lg 600 from best buy ( the only store around me that sells em and i'd rather not order online), but i'm not sure i'll love it.

so can i return the lg if it don't like it?

and what is the time limit?

I'd be getting this phone friday or saturday.

the earliest i could return it is January 5th.

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http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x49/dogstar4god... <- what i'm thinking.

What do Varen, Hjertesar, MaBig schnell, and Lustig mean?

Those are titles and temp markings for some music I'm playing

I'm trying to learn Kreisler's (sp?) Preludium and Allegro by ear.

but i can't get ahold of the allegro part and the fast preludium part.

(yes. i have perfect pitch).

Could someone make a youtube video, at about half the speed perlman plays it, and send me the link?

i don't really care about the video quality, just the sound quality.

Thanks!

best vid gets best answer.

Is there a diagnoseable medical reason why if I don't eat for a while, i get a headache. and can't concentrate?

this only happens on school days though.

and i don't wake up with a headache.

cause i eat half a bagel and a glass of milk around 7am.

by 12 i'm hungry.

by 12:30 I have a headache.

and by 12:45 I seriously can't concentrate....

but when i eat, it goes away.....

i think its hypoglycemia......

my grandmother and aunt on my mom's side are diabetics. i think type 2.

cause i can be outside literally for 3 minutes to tie up the dog or somethin, and come back in with 10-20 mosquito bites, but when one of my friends goes outside for 30 minutes, she doesn't have a signle bite?

just kinda a random question.

no, i don't wish I have diabetes..

just wondering.

cause i can be outside literally for 3 minutes to tie up the dog or somethin, and come back in with 10-20 mosquito bites, but when one of my friends goes outside for 30 minutes, she doesn't have a signle bite?

just kinda a random question.

no, i don't wish I have diabetes..

just wondering.

For school, we have summer projects and we have to write a summary of a conflict going on in Central/South America; Europe/Middle East, Africa, and Asia/Oceania.

I know I'm doing the Peru conflict, the Sri lanka conflict, and the Uganda conflict. and prob the Turkey thing or 2nd chechen war.

But we need 3 sources. 2 secondary 1 primary for each conflict.

I'm stuck. all i'm getting is "x people died on x day by this bomb/gun".

and thats not gonna cut it?

help?

and i have the bbc timeline.

i'm soooo stuck.

and i've spent about 10 hours on this project. and i'm getting nowhere.

and the conflict has to be going on now.

or at least still going around the middle of june.

like, go to edit > prefs> advanced> encoding, and changethat from aac to mp3, will i be able to get songs onto my iPod and the sansa clip I'm considering buying?

or will the Sansa accept songs from iTunes?

(i'd like to get a cheaper mp3 player to take to school, in case it goes missing).

so, rewording the question, will the sansa take songs in mp4 format? (or whatever format ipod's are in) or is there a way to get part of my 400 songs bought from the iTunes store onto the sansa?

cytoplasm, and the degeneration of polar body.

for a bio project. i've searched everywhere, and this is a last ditch resort.

i'm 14, 15 in around 3 months.

and its really embarrasing...

and my mom won't let me. and won't give me a reason why.

she thinks it cause one of my close friends does. and she has nothing to do with it.

help?

like when i start to type www.youtube.com in, when i start, the list of websites comes up in the drop down list...

how can i clear that list?

could i just reinstall IE7?

cause she just got completely furious at me for forgetting to do that.

wash and hang them up to dry?

why?

and why she doesn't understand why i'm not freakin perfect.

its for a project i'm attempting to do.

assigned for prep of IB HL bio.

at teenbuzz.org?

I wanted to see which ones i could hear and started from the bottom with the volume on my comp all the way up, and my ears hurt like mess right now..

i can hear fine.. but they hurt...