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Karen J
Hey.....Living in Greendland is not as bad as you think... Whats bad is being 35.... have two kids.... cancer and way too much time on my hands... “Laughter truly is the best medicine, unless you got a STD then probably, laughter isn’t going to work
"I'll take lame questions for 200 Alex"?
"Are you still Awake"
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Um someting David would ask
that is correct
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoSurvey #4 ...How many people like to waste their time?
when someone asks you to go look at their yahoo 360 page do you go......?
Who likes to read crap that nobody must be reading on their 360 page?
then they ask you to rate it....."Scale of one to ten, Please"
so who goes.....?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIsn't it sad when some women on here....?
shamelessly post questions like "
" I'm gods gift to men, do you agree?"
thanks Sunshine
24 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow many creative answers do you think are Given In Polls and Surveys?
Paul T asked
Is the grass greener on the other side?
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Jamie
yepp i think so......
BEST ANSWER PAUL....Though 25 people wasted there time in answering.....2 points are better then nothing.....
Its is clear to me that Paul and Jamie have something going on.....
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think people violate Yahoo Answers?
Seems to me that we are all in violation of the guide line..# 12 under the Don't section it states this........
Don't ...",Post content for the purpose of gaining points"...
16 is a good one too
" Don't Falsely claim credentials or expertise that you do not posses "... hum..."read answers".. many violate that.
Now In the DO part ....
3. Be a good citizen....Before you write anything, ask yourself if your contribution increases the strength and virtue of the community.
.......now doesn't everbody ask themselves that.
What do you think?
20 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is Spam?
Who out there likes spam......I DON't
Spam: (S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
Spam: Sound pig makes hitting bottom of elevator shaft.
Spam: [S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter
Give me spam or give me death."
"Spam: Slime Posing As Meat"
(starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam spam...
Oops, I think Daddy burned the Spam again!
Spam cut into 1/2" slices and dried makes excellent roof shingles.
Spam for me, please, with a side of crunchy frog.
SPAM: (meat) Squirrels, Possum And Mice
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoThe truth was relieved to Me!!!! a little FYI?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoSomething to Ponder?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoLet's rearrange the letters?
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
A DECIMAL POINT: rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES rearrange
LARGE PICTURE HALLS, I BET
ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
Can you think of Others ?
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think English Language Is Hard?
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this POEM you will be speaking English better than 90% of the English speakers in the world.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat's your Testimony?
I have heard some many testimonies on how people accepted Jesus Christ, and I want to know yours...big or small.
2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDoes the media Care about Pain?
Yes what happened in Virginia is just horrible and I have not let my children see any of the footage that has been plastered across the TV or internet...
.But I am so upset when I saw Cho’s picture (the one with the guns pointed at camera/us) as I am walking through to pay for my groceries on a well known newspaper.
People have said “If you don't want to see these images turn your TV” off but how do you avoid this?
.And what about the young kids that have seen it without there parents knowing? What affect do you think it has one them?
I wonder if NBC asked anyone of the victim’s families how they would feel before they aired this footage/pictures of Cho…
.It is also said that people want to know? Wondering if these “people” were polled before it was aired.
My brother was murdered, and if his killer made photos/ videos like this and they were made public showing what he might have seen in the last seconds of this life ….and it would have sickened me.
10 AnswersMedia & Journalism1 decade agoDoes this make sense Pizza in round boxes?
I think I've come up with a pretty easy answer to the "Round pizza? Square box?" question, which is simply this: .....Round boxes would be one big pain in the *** to make, don't you think? Square boxes are pretty simple, but would you really wanna fold a round box?
2 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoDo blogs exist to increase the wealth of an owner?
I guess it all depends on what you want to achieve with your blog. People have different opinions, if you had asked Liz from "Successful-Blog ".....I think her answer would be something along the lines of - “Blogging is about your passion to write and produce interesting content to share with others”. ...Darren from " Problogger".... may have a similar view but we all know he earns a bucket load from blogs and whilst there may be passion, I’m sure he wants to “increase his wealth” as well.
So you have two different goals. To increase your wealth or to blog for passion.
WHY DO YOU BLOG
3 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade agoThe Media Sickens Me........?
Why does this video need to be release to the public....Does releasing it in some way make this guy to more glamorized (and I don’t of course mean in a good way)....It is common sense to realize the he was disturbed, he would have not done this if he wasn't....And what about the families of the victims, do you really think that they would want to see this.....To me….. The media sickens me on releasing this; it may fuel some other person into doing the same, seeing how much attention one gets if you commit such horrible crime…..Why do we really need to know????? Would you life become better if you knew what he was thinking????? Why GIVE Killers a voice to be Heard and recognized???? If your son or daughter was killed in such a shocking way would you want to see all the attention the killer was getting???
Lets focus are thoughts and prayers today on the many people that are without their loved ones because of this
thank you
8 AnswersMedia & Journalism1 decade ago