Mrs whippy

I don't know what I'm having yet, but so far I've come up with -

James and Arthur if both boys,

Amelia and Lily if both girls.

The two names should relate to each other.

For Example "Rose" and "Royce", but I'm not sure if "Royce" is an actual name?

Not sure what it means exactly, as I'm already quite old........

But how much do I need to huff before I'm laughing again?

There is a gentleman that I am interested in.

But I am quite old fashioned, and would like to go on a date first.

However, I can't remember what to do on a date.

The after is ok. It's just the actual date bit that I have no confidence with.

Any ideas? Movies? or bingo?

I saw an advert, and it was good money. But do you think it means "extras" as in people who stand around doing nothing, as in regular movies, or what?

I've never seen an adult film with crowds, or people standing around, that's the thing.....

I can do "open minded", but I can't do the other... As I am betrothed.

I should mention, I'm 37 (but look 36).

I already tried drink and tranquilizers.

I'm looking for inspirational and life affirming advice....

I mean for comedy questions, or bonkers answers. The joke section is lame.... But the royalty section is ok.

Or do you prefer to keep these things private or think we have enough labels, already?

I get the sex part, but do you actually have to be friends with them? I can't tolerate many people, especially gays......(Just a preference, based on the people I've met.)

Has anyone on here had a kind of regular physical thing, without having to like each other?

A man has his needs, but I can't be arsed to always be going out looking for it.

I've got a few in the family, and I've lived with a few. I know it's a generalisation but I only know one who's any fun. All the others take themselves way too ******* seriously, and complain about fucken everything. Fucken organic yoghurt etc. Is it because they're the opposite of gay men, who are sometimes too much the other way?

I want to design my own fragrance, and wanna know what would be popular..

I'm moving there for work. Any thing good about it?

I mean in real life, preferably.

A stranger once asked me to dress up in a body bag thing, so he could take pictures. It was in the daytime... Is that sort of thing common?

I don't like steak.

I used to get them in the local bakers, but they don't do 'em in gregs.

I don't have any capital, so would have to start small.

What is needed in today's world?

For example, there's already plenty of coffee shops.

I don't want freshly mown grass, or new babies and stuff.

Does anyone have any weird favourites, like me. I like the smell of armpits and incontinence pads. Not in any sexual way at all! Just intriguing or something.....