Gavin

Okay okay, I know this is a long shot but... Do any of you happen to have a chocolate lava cake on you?

I do. :) I always try to chase the ice cream truck down, and when I do I'm usually disappointed by what poor options they have. :( and anything that's not poor is always sold out... :'(

I was watching some really old movies on this weird black brick thing and a TV with a huge back. The all the movies that I watched were old and only had the colors black and white. So when color was discovered were people super excited?

Also how long did it take for people to color all the plants green? And how long did it take to paint the ocean blue?

I want to go Jelly-fishing with him. :)

I wouldn't. Because a Centipede works much better. :)

Mines the Society & Culture section. I like to just sit back and watch the religious debates unfold. :)

I need to know... For science...

Whoever answers correctly will be crowned as the Ruler of Botany!

(A.k.a. You'll be given the best answer award.)

If she's breaking into people's houses and stealing their teeth then why haven't the authorities taken her into custody?

Also why does she only steal kid's teeth? Is she a pedo or something?

Someone told me it happened during the Renaissance, but I don't know if that's right...

If so, where is he?

I'm in the mood for some Italian cuisine tonight.

I don't know what to do! I walked in on her doing the deed with a guy covered in coconut oil! My mom looked at me and said she was only getting a massage. But I know what she was doing! I could see it on her face!

And then the guy looked at me and just winked!!!

I recently got an X-Ray scan of my body and while my doctor said some boring stuff about bone arrows I looked at the X-Ray and noticed my body is completely filled with a scary skeleton man... I think I'm gonna die. :(

I put my pet puppy into my bathtub filled halfway with some water. I thought maybe it would turn him into a Dogfish but it didn't work. So I then filled the tub up all the way and held him under the water, because I thought maybe my puppy needs to breath in the water to become a Dogfish. But that didn't work either. My puppy stopped moving after awhile and is now just sleeping on the bottom of the tub.

If I leave my puppy in there for another hour or so, will he then become a Dogfish?

The Society & Culture section has been infested with many Catholics who are either genuinely curious as to why Atheists are Atheist, or are just trying to berate Atheists for not believing in any higher power.

So I ask you, why do you ask your questions?

It's not fair!! We have to use toilet paper while animals can just blankly stare off into space as they take a dump and then be on with their life. Some animals even eat while they poop! It's like they're mocking us.

Y do we ned it four lif

I found a rad crayon that says strawberry on it, so I thought that it would taste like a strawberry. But it didn't. It tasted like a candle.

Also the candle I tasted says mango on it but it also doesn't taste like a mango.

Do candle & crayon factories not know what vegetables taste like?

About two weeks ago I noticed a leprechaun walking down the sidewalk. I KNOW it's a leprechaun because he is very short, he wasn't wearing anything green but he was walking past a patch of clovers so I KNOW he's the real deal!!

I made a plan to hide behind some bushes and quickly catch him in a pillow case but it didn't work. He saw me as I lunged at him and he yelled, "What the hells the matter with you!?" I was scared someone else would hear him, so I grabbed a rock that was near by and bashed him over the head with it. I then dragged him into my house and locked him in my dog cage.

He woke up a couple of hours ago and is really scared! I told him that I only wanted to have a wish but he won't give me one. He keeps saying stuff like, "I don't grant wishes." "I wanna go home." "Please let me go." And "I'm not a leprechaun." But I know he is a real live leprechaun!!

If you know how to make him give me my wish, I'd really like to know! Any advice will be helpful! Thank you!!