The Joker

So, if someone were to make a cut on your mouth (glasglow smile style) and it wasn't very long, only about an inch into the corner of the mouth, would stitches be necessary or could this be closed using steri-strips or those little butterfly bandage things?

And just if anyone's wondering/worrying, I haven't been cutting anybody (or myself) up lately, just curious.

It seems like you could close it with either of the aforementioned things, you just wouldn't be able to move your mouth for a while... although I'm honestly not sure whether there's a lot of blood vessels right there or not.

And it could get pretty nasty if you yawned... hahah....

I'm sure we all know I have... but I wonder sometimes whether he's real.

So have any of you seen him?

I'm looking for some songs like:

-Animal I have Become - Three Days Grace

-Monster -Skillet

-Hysteria- Muse

-Coming Undone- Korn

...Hopefully you get the picture. Hahahaha!!

I've got quite a handsome face if I do say so myself....

The green needs a little touching up.... will it work if I'm a brunette?

<<For example, for Mr. J.

Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance

"Gravity don't mean too much to me, I'm who I've got to be. These pigs are after me, after you. Run away. Like it was yesterday. And we could run away... if we could run away from here."

... Can't find her, and she has the Joker Toxin.

I usually don't feel much, with the exception of happiness, which is more of a mania when I am happy...

I cut myself because it feels good, but also because I get numb... Not like a literal, physical numbness. I just feel unreal.

I've read up on the disorder and taken online tests, and I'm pretty sure I have it.

Other symptoms I have:

-Unstable/Chaotic Relationships

-Impulsiveness

- My self image is very inconsistent. one minute I hate myself, the next I love myself.

- I can't control my anger/self.

- I tend to get paranoid about others and whether they are my "real friends" or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpuwwqAdg4

I'm listening to that right now ^. (Running to the Edge of the World)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi5nTb-NRFU

that's been stuck in my head all day. (The Nobodies)

I know that sounds insane, but if he were a real person, what could you see him reading? It's for a story, and I cannot think of anything...

Hey, kiddies. So tell me which version of The Clown Prince of Crime you like the best...and most importantly, why?

Have fun! Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Ignore the Joker pic, I'm actually a girl. But, just out of curiosity... guys, could you ever find a girl intimidating, or dominant to the point where you would be scared of her? Would any guy find that hot? Or do most guys like submissive girls?

Frankly, I don't care whether the stuff I buy is designer or not... so anybody know where I can find knock-off Dr. Martens?

http://www.drmartens.com/ProductDetail.asp?PID=101...

something like that...

Also, if you can't think of a store where they wouldn't be a billion dollars - do you think Goodwill or Salvation Army would be a good choice?

Ok, before you scream at me to take him to the vet, hear me out. He hasn't fallen and there is no way that he could have injured himself. He is a dwarf hamster, and he is around 3 or 4 years. He has a limp in one of his hind legs which makes it hard for him to get around his cage, but he still eats and drinks.... so is this something i need to look into ASAP, or should i just help him out and make sure to clean his hiding places frequently? Because the most likely cause is just that he is old.... thanks.

And if you still feel like yelling at me to take him to the vet, my family really does NOT have the money. We're basically living paycheck to paycheck, and don't have room for a vet bill.

(Yes i know " if you don't have the money, don't get a pet!!! >:(" well, we had money 4 years ago.)

I got a Dell Latitude CPx laptop at a garage sale. It works fine, but when i try to connect to my internet by hard wiring it with the yellow cable directly from the router, it doesn't work. It keeps trying to use dial- up internet. How can I connect it to high speed internet?

thanks in advance people... :)

If you know the pose I mean, could you please include a picture in the answer? Or a link to a picture, obviously... thank you!

It's for a school project. I'm trying to copy the pose on stage and i'm trying to get it as close as possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1huF__3q-M

Please watch that video, then answer my poll. Here or youtube, frankly i don't care which. :)

thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1huF__3q-M

^ my youtube video! it's a poll, so please either answer here or on youtube. whichever you want. hahah

thanks.

I know it's early... but for Halloween I want to be the Joker... I've seen purple coats in Old Navy before... but they're almost $60 dollars...

I was hoping to find something similar to this style:

http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=41720...

i know i've seen them in purple before... but oh well.

I don't want a Joker costume though... the purple's too bright... its more like the cartoon Joker... and i'm trying to look like Heath Ledger Joker...

BQ: where can i get a green vest!?

http://tapemixblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/cul...

like that.

thanks in advance! hahahahh

I was going to get Batman Arkham Asylum, but I wasn't sure if my computer had a good enough graphics card. It meets the other requirements to play (Pentium Dual Core, Windows Vista, etc.) The only other game I've tried to play is Sims 2, which would freeze way too much, which I later found out was because of the graphics card not being good enough. ( The graphics card installed is the one it came with) So, can I play this game normally on my laptop? If not, what can I do to upgrade my computer so I can?

Here's where I got the game's requirements:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Arkham_Asylum

(towards the bottom of the page)