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C'mon God I'm gonna be late for class!

I mean we all this idea that God the Father is a big huge guy in white robes with long white hair and a beard, and Jesus is kind of a younger version of him, mostly influenced by European Renaissance artists, but what about the Holy Spirit? Just a glowing light? A dove? (also an artistic convention) What do you all think?

What if interstellar space is chock full of rogue planets and maybe old dead stars. We can't see them because they emit no light/energy. The planets could have been flung out of other star systems during early formation. Does this idea have any merit at all?

Seriously, was he drunk or something? I picture it like this:

The King: "OK, Bob, we got a good language here, now we need to be able to write it down. Make a bunch of letters and get back to me."

"You got it!" *hic*

(some time later)

"Alright, here you go!" *shows the king the alphabet*

"What kind of order is this? The vowels are just sprinkled through randomly? And what the heck is this C for?"

"Well.. it can sound like an S or a K."

"But you already made an S *and* a K. Why do we need it?"

"Um..."

"Wait... what about the sounds for ch, sh, and th? Where are those letters?"

"Oh, crap... um, we'll just use some other letters and stick a... er... H! yes, an H after it!"

The king sighs. "Well, I guess we're stuck with it. I've got a bunch of important documents to write and I don't have time to change it."

I'm old school, I like Coca-Cola. I'll even drink it in the morning as it's not that much different than coffee. Caffeine and sugar. And it tends to be cheaper.

How do you tell if feet are guilty anyway? What exactly would they be guilty of? Being stinky? Kicking someone's butt? These are the sort of questions that keep me up at night.

And you can't pick to be your favorite character either. You'd just be yourself and have to learn any relevant skills.

I know it's been a while, but did that sweet lil ol' lady ever find it? I'd hate to think she died without ever having found it.

if you were wearing polarized sunglasses and shining a red flashlight on it while spinning in circles as you descend through the clouds.

(It's high noon on Saturn and you're at 35º N. latitude. Mimas and Enceladus are in the sky but not eclipsing the sun)

I know it usually refers to a light brown, but why?

I thought olives were green. And the inside is kind of grey. I've never seen anyone with those skin tones. Is there some other kind of olive I'm just not aware of? Maybe it's the tree color?

I know this is no dating site but just curious. Maybe not even full-on met in person but exchanged emails, texts or phone calls? Doesn't even have to be romantic, just made a new friend. If so what's your story?

I know it means getting high but why balls? Are they referring to testicles? Why?

It's unique becaue it's spelled wrong.

Seriously they're pretty awful and distracting.

And why are they all from India or other southeast Asian countries? Why would they advertise on YA of all places? Has anyone tried them? How'd it go?

I'm hoping it will unlock an achievement or something. Which one should I start with first?

I'm answering my own question.

YES.

There's almost always someone who will like you regardless of your race or gender. People are more open-minded these days. Probably not everyone of [race][gender] will like you, but odds are someone will. So relax and if you like someone, go for it.

Is it just me or does anyone else expect Oberyn Martell to go up to Gregor Clegane and say, "My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die."

How would you have it go? Be creative.

I could ask Siri but she's been kind of a bit*h lately.