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If I told you that I was going to eat your cat, how would you react?
6 AnswersCats5 years agoI fell in love with no cocoa?
No drugs, please.
Bow down to the apple.
Always the apple.
APPLE>
APPPLE
APPPPPPPLE
1 AnswerRespiratory Diseases6 years agoWhat would you do when you fell in love with the fruit bowl lady and she fell in love with the cucumber she slapped you with?
Fruit Bowl Lady: I love your greeness. The green, cool surface of the cucumber loves me so.
Cucumber:
Fruit Bowl Lady: Alas, the pain. You leave me silent, yet wishing to kiss you.
Cucumber:
Fruit Bowl Lady commences to kiss the cucumber in a very disturbing way, that is still not quite inappropriate but disturbing nonetheless.
1 AnswerSingles & Dating6 years agoWhat would happen if you fell in love with a fruit bowl lady and she hit you with a cucumber.?
Just slapped you. Cucumberslapped you.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys6 years agoWhat if I told you that I had a van that went HONK HONK?
Honk Honk.
It looked at it's lover.
Honk Honk.
The truck drove towards it.
Honk Honk.
2 AnswersWords & Wordplay6 years agoDo you want to eat a mango?
A nice, juicy mango. A fat mango.
BIG FAT MANGO.
A MAN GOES MOOOOO
3 AnswersDiet & Fitness6 years agoI need help. A guy asked me out, and I freaked out, because I'm not attracted to fat mangoes! Yet he still asked me, and I was like... WUT?
We've been friends for a while, but yeah.
2 AnswersSingles & Dating6 years agoWhat is the meaning of twerking?
4 AnswersRap and Hip-Hop6 years agoWhy do penguins walk so fabulous?
it's like they waddle like they got their feet done
3 AnswersZoology6 years agoWhat would someone do if they accidentally got a tan and came out purple looking?
Like an eggplant...a fried eggplant...
5 AnswersOther - Skin & Body6 years agoWhat would you do if you grew a tail in the middle of a meeting?
Now I'm just asking random crap...there's nothing good to do...
Polls & Surveys6 years ago