Casper Happens

How do u make a squad that will be saved when do a Head to Head match so u dnt hav to change the squad every time i play a Head to Head Division match

How would you say

"He brought it on himself"

in the the grammar and spelling of I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER

What types of software would be needed

and what make of PC provides this

including the Assistant

I was at a party, sitting on a couch

i had been eating space cake

there was another guy sitting down about 10ft away on the other side of the room

i starting talking to him, saying stuff like-

"this tracks going on a bit"

he said

"at least its not Justin Beiber, be thankful"

the thing was his mouth wasn't moving, he wasn't shouting, and he was on the other side of the room

i knew it was him, because we met before and recognised his voice

whats going on?

Everytime i find a house spider or daddy long legs i feed it to my hamster

She loves it, its like an instant protein boost

Im in England so theres no deadly exotic spiders knockin about

Is this healthy?

I have the special edition version of dead island with the codes but i don't know how to get the content, and can't find it in the marketplace

do you have to get certain achievements or is it just not available yet?

I have an interview for college in a couple of days, but i suffer from migraines and worried i'll get one on that day

The last time i had one was in May

How can i make sure i don't get one?

Would a massage the day before help?

I was at a party, sitting on a couch

i had been eating space cake

there was another guy sitting down about 10ft away on the other side of the room

i starting talking to him, saying stuff like-

"this tracks going on a bit"

he said

"at least its not Justin Beiber, be thankful"

the thing was his mouth wasn't moving, he wasn't shouting, and he was on the other side of the room

i knew it was him, because we met before and recognised his voice

whats going on?

I went to an old abandoned warehouse structure with a friend.

It was dark in the warehouse, me and my friend brang torches

There was a small room in the warehouse, like an old office space.

I shined my torch toward the end of the room, there was a shelf with something on it.

we took a closer look at it, under torch light we saw

a pile of dead flies and a condom on top

we then looked around again

there was a piece of paper on a shelf close by, i picked it up

on it there was writing, which said-

"need nappy, dummy, blankets"

i then turned it over

on the other side it said-

"none of this now needed, baby dead"

whats going on?

I went to israel to see yesus, he got off his donkey (harley davidson) and sat down with his mate.

A crowd approached, to ask stuff.

I asked him about my cats piles problem

But he ignored me and kept answering others.

Why wont he answer, does he hate cats?

I was waiting for my appointment at the dentist the other day

my chair was next to the reception desk

suddenly a fat woman came bumbling in like some bison

she starts chatting to the receptionist

the fat woman said-

"oh its been a good day today i've hardly eaten anything

there was a cake shop which i always go in on the way here, i managed to walk past the cake shop without going in"

i just said out loud-

"why was it shut?"

everyone looked at me like i was mental

was this wrong?

My brother just had a son a few weeks ago

He left me to babysit him the other day when him and his wife went out

I had the baby boy held in my arms, swaying left to right

but hes weirding me out, because he doesn't blink

i tell him little stories and that

and he just stares up at me, like a doll

its a real baby, i had to change his nappy and everything

its all real

i put him back in the cot and he goes straight to sleep

the baby is satan- you know he is

whats going on?

Is the re-election for the 2022 world cup gonna happen cause that would be great

I would prefer Australia to host, they deserve it, they've gotten so much better in recent years

Korea/Japan or USA would be better then Qatar as well, but they've already done it

and is FIFA finally going to get cleaned up?

Is the re-election for the 2022 world cup gonna happen cause that would be great

I would prefer Australia to host, they deserve it, they've gotten so much better in recent years

Korea/Japan or USA would be better then Qatar as well, but they've already done it

and is FIFA finally going to get cleaned up?

Is a dvd that show the all matches of the 2006 world cup in full

I only really want to see the Netherlands vs Portugal game

I know theres a dvd of all the goals of the 2006 world cup- but that ain't good enough

you know any?

Where can i watch or download (safely) the whole game-

The classic match between Netherlands and Portugal in the 2006 world cup

the one with 4 red cards and 16 yellow cards

I never got to see the whole match

Has anyone downloaded it or knows where i can watch it?

Where can i watch or download (safely) the whole game-

The classic match between Netherlands and Portugal in the 2006 world cup

the one with 4 red cards and 16 yellow cards

I never got to see the whole match

Has anyone downloaded it or knows where i can watch it?

"chimp off the old block" (variation off chip of the old block)

"he added to much water"(referring to gods creation of the earth)

"We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat"

"He saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff" (Referring to Noah saving every animal)

"You've got to have some rules, otherwise it's just like GrandTheftAuto, you'll just go about battering everyone, and you soon get bored of that"

"Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!"

"A dog has got human eyes."

-all famous words spoken by the great Karl Pilkington-

I always have the urge to flip things off-

mainly animals like my hamster, chickens and my aunties cats

and sometimes just random objects

i also flip off Justin Beiber or JedWard if they come on TV, but thats just because of hate

Whats going on?