Danny

Would I go to hell if I lived my life in complete ignorance of christianity and christian beliefs? Say that I lived in some remote village that no missionary had ever managed to make it to?

It's a hypothetical question that I've always wanted to have answered. So any intelligent or creative answers are appreciated.

I'm thinking of getting a friend a dog as a gift. But I'm having problems picking out a dog.

My friend is really short, so should I get a dog that is taller than her? Would that be funny?

Any advice would be great.

Okay, disregarding the overtly suspicious nature of the title,

What are your honest opinions about the Church of Scientology??

When there are only twelve disciples??

Why would Adam have nipples, as they don't serve any purpose whatsoever? Or does God breastfeed, and He decided maybe Adam shouldn't have to deal with biting infants?

Another thing, why would God have nipples (assuming that Adam was made in God's image, which is what the Bible says)

..a cabin. They know what happened automatically. They hike up to the cabin and all of the glass is broken and the doors are busted in, and there is blood everywhere. There are two men strapped to two seats in the cabin, dead. What happened?

Please hear me out: since God obviously can't believe in a higher power (because he's the highest, right?) doesn't that technically make him an atheist?

I don't eat! How can this happen? holy crap, the scale's broken. Never mind.

Does it matter which way the zipper is actually turned?