Sbrimbles Jackhammer

Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Chopin, and Brahms are all from either Germany, Austria, or Poland. Was there just a greater cultural emphasis on music? Or maybe some sort of famous music education center in that area? I feel like it isn’t coincidence that all of the most famous classical composers were born within a 300 mile radius of each other. 

If you could do a perfect impression of any one celebrity or character, literally a perfect replication of their voice, who would you choose and why? Is there any way you could use it for money?

I’m getting oral surgery this afternoon and I have these 4 hot dogs in my fridge. I won’t be able to eat solid foods for a while but I don’t want the dogs to go bad and have to throw them away. Is eating 4 hot dogs before mouth surgery a bad idea???

Does anyone know of any times in history or from personal experience if the “kids stacked on each others shoulders wearing a trench coat” thing has ever worked? And if not, can you think of any way to make it more convincing? 

If Edward Scissorhands actually had forks for hands, what would his job be?

Why don’t we make more shipping packaging out of edible materials? Like there are packing peanuts made out of cornstarch I think, why don’t we have something similar for like cardboard??

If a shady man in a trench coat came up to you and said you could be 7 feet tall, but 5 feet of that was all leg up to waist, and 2 feet was torso and head, would you do it???

If a centaur (half human, half horse) was born on American soil, would it be protected by the bill of rights?