Only pick historical figures that are well known enough to have information about them on the web.
Only pick people that were dead at least five years before you were born.
charrua
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If it's a given that I would win the fight, I'd definitely have to beat up M. Ali, because then I'd be known as the 19 year-old kid that beat up the world's greatest boxer, right?
town_plagiarist
I think it might be fun to go back in time to beat up the Marquis de Sade. Who knows - he may even enjoy it.
Runner-ups: Caligula and Nero because they both could have used a good ***-whoopin', and Oliver Cromwell if we're looking for someone who deserved a beat-down. There are lots of people in history I'd do worse to, though...
thedude
I would have to say George Bush's Grandfather i'd kick his nut's into oblivion and the world would be much better place to live in. that family needed to quit reproducing generations ago... the Bush family are a scurge on this planet.
how dare I
hmmm....If we beat up a historical figure then it would ultimately change history..but to keep it hypothetical, I'll say Hitler
fuzzbuster96
Mother Theresa. I'd beat her down then knock her up.