Ninjas vs Mummies who wins in a fight?

Say a group of archaeologists stumble onto an ancient forbidden dig and accidentally awaken the mummies and humanity becomes cursed. I think the only ones capable of stopping this menace are ninjas.
While mummies are able to take a lot of blows to their bodies, they are for the most part slow. I also know they can teleport and blow evil winds from their mouths but I'd say in the long run a ninja can use his supernatural agility and mystical powers to overcome the evil foe.
Opinions?

jvg49er2006-11-14T15:16:58Z

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the ninjas will tear the mummies a~~ es apart

Anonymous2006-11-06T15:44:29Z

Ninjas, it's a no brainer! The Ninja is a force that is unstoppable even for the menace of Mummies. We've actually had this problem in my town on an occasion and the only thing that saved us was a rush delivery of air dropped Ninjas from the Japanese restaurant two counties away. Those Cats dropped in over three thousand feet and did not have parachutes, then kicked the mummies asses silly!!!! Thank God for Ninjas!

browning_19112006-11-06T15:49:47Z

Dude. I agree completely. Mummies, similar to zombies are a menace on this world and some of the only ones quick enough, strong enough nevertheless ballsy enough to stop them are the Ninjas. I should know, my mom was a ninja in the Vietnam war. Ho chi minh did not die of a heart attack, my mother poisoned him from over 2 and half miles away.
You raise and interesting point. As a gun owner and avid shooter i am always researching what round is best for the inevitable raising of the zombies. (one must not consider stopping power alone, but the availability of bullets after the break down of society.) Now however, i will have to plan ahead for mummies as well.

You should be proud of yourself for raising awareness on the growing mummy threat. You are truely a blessing upon society and will be highly regarded for your wisedom when we have to rebuild society. Great Question.

Remember, swords don't need reloading.

GP04G2006-11-14T13:15:17Z

That depends on which mummy version you are talking about. If you are talking about the mummies from black and white movies, like "Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy" (1955), then ninjas would win. But if you were talking about the mummies from "The Mummy" (1999), then the ninjas would loose out.

lost_soul2006-11-06T15:41:19Z

Well I would have to say the Mummys as if they have such great powers to be awaken and come to life to fight then who knows what they are capable of. They are slow that is true but they can not be killed so how could a ninja win. As you proved they do not die as they came back to life now.

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