We've all seen Jurassic Park and we all know how mean those raptors can get. They are quick, silent and smart... a lot like ninjas!! One of the scariest things about Raptors is that they can open doors, so normal people can't even hide in their homes. They also have sharp claws to rip you apart if you fall into one of their traps.
However, I'd still say that one single ninja could take on a pack of raptors simply because of his mystical abilities to fly and hypnotize creatures. The Ninja could also start telling jokes and when the raptors start laughing, ... bam! he's got them. One Shoryuken from the ninja can take down a raptor easy!
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Paul S2007-01-12T16:39:15Z
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This would be one of the more interesting fights ever staged! Though both sides would have a major disadvantage to overcome. Velociraptors have the pesky disadvantage of being extinct! A setback in the world of fighting that can make one's attack's less than effective. And Ninjas? Even in great number, their strategy of attacking a victim one by one usually means they lose in a fight!
So, with the stage set, just what would happen? Well, the 'raptor will need to rely on an attack strategy that really wasn't it's strength while living: once struck, it's bones will collapse and could potentially cause injury if they collapse on the attacker! And since the 'raptor wouldn't really be injured in such an attack, this could be considered a successful defense and counter attack. But... because Ninja's only attack one at a time, this counter attack won't be able to nullify more than the one Ninja... thus making their greatest weakness a strength!
So, following this through to it's logical conclusion? It's just numbers, if the numbers are even, it would be a draw. If one side has more, then that side would prevail!
A deep question indeed! You are wise my friend. Remember that ninjas are not as strong as the velociraptors. Sure the raptors will laugh at the good jokes, but if the ninjas mess up or pull a "Michael Richards" on the velociraptors, he's a dead ninja. My money is on the raptors.
Ninjas Ninjas are smarter. Ninjas can climb trees, Velociraptors cannot. Ninjas use poison to poison meat as bait, Velociraptors take the bait eat it and die. Ninjas use arrows and spears and poison darts to take out targets from a distance, Velociraptors can't do that. Even without the use of special Ninja powers Velociraptors lose! Humans are still the top predator and Ninjas are the highest form of assassin.