A blonde walks up to a guy in a bar and says "I'll do anything you want for $50.00. The guy says "OK, paint my porch".
The next day, the blonde shows up at the guy's house holding a bucket of paint. "I'm finished", she says. "Oh, and by the way, it isn't a porche, its a mercedes".
How come everyone liked it, but no one gave it any stars?
Anonymous
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thats pretty funny
Changed4the Better :-i
heard it b 4 like 10 times
but still funny
viavia2411
that is why blondes are prostitutes and not workers lol just kidding blondes can do anything just not as good
1luv
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy.. "
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist
Jayna
Oh my goodness! Cute, funny, and not dirty. I could tell it at our next church gathering.