well, all my family (mom, dad, bro, and i) have seperate jobs and work a lot so we dont see each other very much and are hardly ever home at the same time. &&today i got sick when i was at work so i went home early. when i came in the house i heard something from the kitchen, so i went to check it out and i caught my brother (who was supposed to be at work) masturbating! in the kitchen! it was SO gross. i jus left and went to my room, idk what to do.
do i jus act like nothing happened?? pls help, im supposed to drop him off at wrk in the morning, what do we talk about in the car?
THANKS!!
Miguel J.2008-03-25T20:49:59Z
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lol, you should not make any suggestive remarks like "polishing" something, "choking" something, any jokes referencing the popular chevy engine, dubbed the "stroker", "busting" something, the joke about which is sicker - the pen15 or the vagigi, or any funny comments about who had a good time time yesterday something along those lines... jajaja, thats too funny but you gota understand that its just a part of life - i guess LOLoL!!!
You talk about other things and not make a big deal out of it. A one liner as you drop him off like " bathroom and bedrooms are a good place for private exploring." and leave it at that.
Well as embarrassed as you were to catch him..his shame for getting caught is probably worse. LOL
Drop it and talk about other things. You have many more years to laugh this moment off. He's your brother and probably one of many crazy things he'll do in his life...you probably have your own too.
ughh ewwwww thats disgusting. But i mean, its normal. You just have to act like it wasn't your brother doing it. Just some random guy. Definitely don't talk to him about it. As for the car ride...ipod is god. Just plug it into your ears and he cant talk to you even if he wants to!! haha
if you don't have one, just call your friend and talk about NOTHING on the phone. make up something to talk about. works like a charm ;) haha
LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha! In the morning, just say to him 'Next time, please whack off in your bedroom - and you better have disinfected the kitchen... we have to eat food from there you know.'
Poor you! But your poor brother too - oh, the shame he must be feeling!