Passing urine drug test!?

Ok I am going to be strait forward here. and before I go on I am admiting that smoking marijuana is stuped and I know I shouldnt have done it but I realy need help here. Ok I am going for a health test before I join the army caedets. now the truth is I smoked a little bit of Marijuana exactly a week ago today. Now I have been told that they will be urine testng me. now the thing is this urine test is not spacificly for drugs but just genoral health. now I dont smoke Marijuana regularly last week was first time in almost a month and I realydidnt smoke much. now will this urine test show up the THC in the blood. and if I get my friend to pee in a jar earlier that day and use that and say it was my own is there a way of finding out that was me? and Yes I know EXTREAMLY irisponsable but I dont need to be lectured about dangers of marijuana ECT I just realy need to know if using my mates urine will work or if I will pass it after over a week. BTW I am 15 years old and 6ft and slim build

paintball_dude20082008-06-24T06:01:25Z

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Drink lots of propel. It has this chemical in it, i can't think of the name that helps clean you out. And heres some quick advice at the age of 15 you really should not be around that stuff at all, pick better friends.

MR. Yankee Fan!!!!!!2008-06-24T06:09:43Z

marijuana collectively gets stored in your fatty tissue. the more you smokes-the more collects. if you have minimal body-fat, then there is not much room for it to collect. furthermore, the more you smoke-the more that collects. the more you sweat-more is shed from your fat-tissue. the more you urinate-more is shed from from your tissue. get the idea?
for a person your size and build you should have eliminated all traces of residue in a weeks time (provided you smoked "only a joint")
still nervous? do what i do; mix a packet of jello gelatin in warm water and drink it about 2-3 hors before test time. works like a charm!!!!!!
good luck!

floppy2014-08-22T10:36:28Z

I smoked 3 joints 2 weeks before my drug test so I drunk a **** load of water and I passed it the drug test was done at a pain clinic

Anonymous2016-04-05T07:10:05Z

The best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs!

Geek In Pink™2008-06-24T06:04:04Z

First off, you spelled stupid wrong, that should be your first clue. Second, yes there is a way to know if its you or not because a lot of urine tests have to be done when the urine is a certain temp. THC stays in your system for at least 30 days.

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