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Anonymous asked in HealthOther - Health · 1 decade ago

Passing urine drug test!?

Ok I am going to be strait forward here. and before I go on I am admiting that smoking marijuana is stuped and I know I shouldnt have done it but I realy need help here. Ok I am going for a health test before I join the army caedets. now the truth is I smoked a little bit of Marijuana exactly a week ago today. Now I have been told that they will be urine testng me. now the thing is this urine test is not spacificly for drugs but just genoral health. now I dont smoke Marijuana regularly last week was first time in almost a month and I realydidnt smoke much. now will this urine test show up the THC in the blood. and if I get my friend to pee in a jar earlier that day and use that and say it was my own is there a way of finding out that was me? and Yes I know EXTREAMLY irisponsable but I dont need to be lectured about dangers of marijuana ECT I just realy need to know if using my mates urine will work or if I will pass it after over a week. BTW I am 15 years old and 6ft and slim build

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Drink lots of propel. It has this chemical in it, i can't think of the name that helps clean you out. And heres some quick advice at the age of 15 you really should not be around that stuff at all, pick better friends.

  • 1 decade ago

    marijuana collectively gets stored in your fatty tissue. the more you smokes-the more collects. if you have minimal body-fat, then there is not much room for it to collect. furthermore, the more you smoke-the more that collects. the more you sweat-more is shed from your fat-tissue. the more you urinate-more is shed from from your tissue. get the idea?

    for a person your size and build you should have eliminated all traces of residue in a weeks time (provided you smoked "only a joint")

    still nervous? do what i do; mix a packet of jello gelatin in warm water and drink it about 2-3 hors before test time. works like a charm!!!!!!

    good luck!

    Source(s): passing tests for 20 years
  • 7 years ago

    I smoked 3 joints 2 weeks before my drug test so I drunk a **** load of water and I passed it the drug test was done at a pain clinic

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    The best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs!

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  • 1 decade ago

    First off, you spelled stupid wrong, that should be your first clue. Second, yes there is a way to know if its you or not because a lot of urine tests have to be done when the urine is a certain temp. THC stays in your system for at least 30 days.

    Source(s): My ex husband was a drug addict and I've been present at plenty of drug tests.
  • 1 decade ago

    likely hood is there not checking for drugs. don't have your friend pee for you they usually watch you or are right outside the door. try gold seal from GNC or other such products drink lots of water. my friend would drink a gallon a day, but font over do it there is h20 poisoning too. umm the likely hood that it would show up is slim because you haven't smoked other than once in a month.

  • 1 decade ago

    Stop using drugs if you want to get a decent job. Reschedule your drug test. Don't try to cheat. The urine temperature is measured. You have a better chance of passing the test by pissing yourself.

    Source(s): Personal experience.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I suggest that you do not do that,cause if he has some thing in his urine like kidney or liver trouble you will be given the medication for the condition, or you will be told that you need an operation,so only give your own urine

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey.

    Don't repeat the mistake for a 2nd time.

    Give your own sample.Marijuana can't be detected in urine sample.So be happy & go ahead with the tests.It will be fine

    Best of luck.

    But u must remember not to be an addict.

    Source(s): IQ
  • 1 decade ago

    Go to H-E-B if you have one where you live and buy this thing called (in spanish) Palo Azul translation blue stick. that will clean your system or yet drink a whole jar of pickle juice or just drinks lots and lots of water gallons everyday so it can flush it out. You can also go to them shop where there sell them bongs, pipes, papers etc and they will help you

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