Where did the shoes come from?

Thousands of shoes were dumped on a Miami expressway today, tying up rush hour traffic. Officials are not sure where the shoes came from. There were no signs of a crash and no one stopped to claim them.
What is your theory?

Sass2009-01-03T17:14:23Z

Favorite Answer

In turns out that George was paying a visit to his brother Jeb today, and as his motorcade passed by thousands of observant floridians impulsively decided to physically express their sentiments about the last eight years in an appropriate manner.

sagacious_ness2009-01-03T17:20:23Z

Disgruntled Iraqis?

Anonymous2009-01-03T17:09:36Z

illuminati knows americans cant afford shoes anymore, the freemasons threw the shoes there for people to pick up