When Al Qaida hits the US with WMD will Obama and his merry band of czars know what to do?

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A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values."

They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.

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He will run to the nearest copy of "My pet goat" to see if it contains any information

Then later all staff will be directed to look for the magical TV that no one else but Bush saw

But no worries

The defense contractors and billionaire banks will know just what to do --- just like they did back when Bush stared into space like a deer caught in the headlights

We need to bill the tax payers for marital law and take everyone rights away accuse all citizens of being terrorists and start randomly placing people in camps --- that is what would suit the bankers and the defense contractors --- and those are the people who commanded Bush and those will be the people who command Obama

The inside cover of My pet Goat has the following passage

Wait and do nothing until Wall St tell you otherwise...Show more

blame ike

Eisenhower devised a New Look at foreign policy that emphasized the use of nuclear weapons, rather than conventional weapons and troops, to contain Communism. Eisenhower threatened the USSR with “massive retaliation,” or nuclear war, against Soviet aggression or the spread of Communism.

Eisenhower also made full use of the newly created CIA to help overthrow unfriendly governments in developing countries. He resolved the Suez crisis peacefully before it led to war and committed American funds to fighting Ho Chi Minh’s pro-Communist forces in Vietnam after the French defeat at Dien Bien Phu in 1954. The Soviet launch of the Sputnik satellites in 1957 started the space race, prompting Eisenhower to create the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), and sign the National Defense Education Act. In his farewell address in 1961, he warned Americans of the growing military-industrial complex that threatened to restrict civil liberties and dominate American foreign policy making....Show more

And? So we are to base elections on what a 17 November thinks? i do not care what Terrorists, English, Swedes, chinese language, Vietnamese, or the Dalai Lama thinks. P.S. the pro-conflict factions in the U. S. received out in those elections. How'd that total Vietnamese conflict element workout consultation?...Show more

Did Bush know what to do?.....
His Administration turned their backs on Al Qaida....ALLOWING BIN LADEN TO ESCAPE....ALLOWING AL QAIDA to regroup and recruit.....
Neo Cons wanted to Invade IRAQ before 911.
911 was a convenient excuse to do so....
NEOCONS probably high fived each other when towers fell.
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld went "WOOO HOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!"
And then invaded country that had nothing to do with 911 attacks.
You don't think those guys gave a fat rats *** about 911 victims....do you?
They are F****NG sociopaths....Show more