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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

When Al Qaida hits the US with WMD will Obama and his merry band of czars know what to do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values."

    They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

    As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.

    JD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He will run to the nearest copy of "My pet goat" to see if it contains any information

    Then later all staff will be directed to look for the magical TV that no one else but Bush saw

    But no worries

    The defense contractors and billionaire banks will know just what to do --- just like they did back when Bush stared into space like a deer caught in the headlights

    We need to bill the tax payers for marital law and take everyone rights away accuse all citizens of being terrorists and start randomly placing people in camps --- that is what would suit the bankers and the defense contractors --- and those are the people who commanded Bush and those will be the people who command Obama

    The inside cover of My pet Goat has the following passage

    Wait and do nothing until Wall St tell you otherwise

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    blame ike

    Eisenhower devised a New Look at foreign policy that emphasized the use of nuclear weapons, rather than conventional weapons and troops, to contain Communism. Eisenhower threatened the USSR with “massive retaliation,” or nuclear war, against Soviet aggression or the spread of Communism.

    Eisenhower also made full use of the newly created CIA to help overthrow unfriendly governments in developing countries. He resolved the Suez crisis peacefully before it led to war and committed American funds to fighting Ho Chi Minh’s pro-Communist forces in Vietnam after the French defeat at Dien Bien Phu in 1954. The Soviet launch of the Sputnik satellites in 1957 started the space race, prompting Eisenhower to create the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), and sign the National Defense Education Act. In his farewell address in 1961, he warned Americans of the growing military-industrial complex that threatened to restrict civil liberties and dominate American foreign policy making.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    And? So we are to base elections on what a 17 November thinks? i do not care what Terrorists, English, Swedes, chinese language, Vietnamese, or the Dalai Lama thinks. P.S. the pro-conflict factions in the U. S. received out in those elections. How'd that total Vietnamese conflict element workout consultation?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Did Bush know what to do?.....

    His Administration turned their backs on Al Qaida....ALLOWING BIN LADEN TO ESCAPE....ALLOWING AL QAIDA to regroup and recruit.....

    Neo Cons wanted to Invade IRAQ before 911.

    911 was a convenient excuse to do so....

    NEOCONS probably high fived each other when towers fell.

    Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld went "WOOO HOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!"

    And then invaded country that had nothing to do with 911 attacks.

    You don't think those guys gave a fat rats *** about 911 victims....do you?

    They are F****NG sociopaths.

  • 1 decade ago

    They definitely have a plan to pin the blame on Bush. It's been their one and only excuse for a year now.

    An independent commission appointed by Congress and chaired by a Democrat just gave Herr Obama an "F" for protecting the nation from WMD.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You try and fix the messed up Muslim world. How would you fix a society where a high school girl gets whipped for bringing a cell phone to school?

    How would you fix a society where women can't drive, thought police roam the streets.

    Religion is toxic to civilization.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Heck yes they will !!!!

    Push for more gun control legislation on United States citizens.

    And immediately go on a very sincere kneeling and bowing campaign worldwide.

    Because that's just what they do.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    pretty sure a lot of the response to an attack is out of Obama's hands; it's more of the system put in place doing its thing; CIA, military, local law enforcement, etc.

  • 1 decade ago

    Is it going to be those invisible make-believe WMD's that Iraq had? If so, I'm not worried nor will I listen to Faux's fear mongering on the issue.

    To quote your messiah GWB, "Bring 'em on!"

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