Chuck Norris comes up and punches you in the face, then asks you for his teddy bear. What do you do?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Nothing. I'd be dead.

Anonymous · Answer

First I laugh at his weak old-woman punch, then I beat him like a red-headed step child.

Anonymous · Answer

Punch him back and tell him i don't have his teddybear

♥That.One.Girl♥ · Answer

i better give it to him because i don't want to get roundhouse kicked in the face..

Black* · Answer

I refer him to this question and tell him that you're right here.

Anonymous · Answer

kick him in the pants

nice kitty domo-kun btw

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