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chuck norris's teddy bear
chuck norris's teddy bear asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Chuck Norris comes up and punches you in the face, then asks you for his teddy bear. What do you do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Nothing. I'd be dead.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First I laugh at his weak old-woman punch, then I beat him like a red-headed step child.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Punch him back and tell him i don't have his teddybear

  • ♥That.One.Girl♥
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    i better give it to him because i don't want to get roundhouse kicked in the face..

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  • Black*
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I refer him to this question and tell him that you're right here.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    kick him in the pants

    nice kitty domo-kun btw

    ^_^

  • ミ★тнє ℓρ ѕтαя★彡
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Take the sh*t out of him

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i would punch him and say "I DONT HAVE YOUR FU***** TEDDY BEAR!"

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