Why am I so damn amazing?

Whenever I go outside, I am met by people who frankly are pathetic, worthless wretches who in comparison to myself pollute the world around me. I almost can't stand to look them in the eye, and when I publicly denounce them for being so damn awful it makes me feel like I'm somehow a bad person.

Even people who many people would think of as genuinely "good" break down in my shadow. Is it because I am richer than they are? More handsome? Superior in bed? I think I need to get to the root of the problem, not so that I can fix myself, but because I want to know what makes me so damn amazing.

Because I love it.

Ashley2010-08-13T14:51:06Z

Favorite Answer

Yeaaaa, you're one of the worst kind of person!
I can't stand people like you. Lol. I would not even take a second glance of you if I saw you on the street. Grow up, maybe? You're the most inferior to the lowest of people. I would help the most horrible person on the streets before I got to you.

?2010-08-13T14:46:07Z

Trololol

4everrralone2010-08-13T14:41:35Z

Yeeahh... You're not as amazing as you think. Actually, saying things like that makes you more awful than the people you find so horrible... You sound like a douche bag.

?2010-08-13T15:01:21Z

I think it's the hemroid cream your using. The symptom tends to worsen with the bigger @$$es.

Anonymous2010-08-13T15:13:18Z

Well you obviously have a flaw - your really ******** conceited.

Show more answers (2)