What could be POSSIBLE HEADLINE NEWS in the year 2035?

Something like this?..perhaps?

A $90 BILLION STUDY LASTING 90 YEARS PROVES DIET & EXERCISE ARE KEYS TO WEIGHT LOSS.

or these?

GLOBAL COOLING TO BLAME FOR 3RD CONSECUTIVE CROP FAILURES IN MEXIFORNIA AND FLORUBA

FRANCE PLEADS FOR OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE AFTER COUNTRY IS CONQUERED BY ALGERIA. NO ONE COMES TO THEIR AID.

or this?

SUPREME COURT RULES PUNISHMENT OF CRIMINALS VIOLATES THEIR RIGHTS.

Best future headline news gets a miserly 10points...

2010-08-20T23:01:32Z

or this?

MUSLIMS NOW COMPRISE 70% OF EURO POPULATION.

Blue Angel2010-08-21T00:08:22Z

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CALIFORNIA BUCKLES UNDER SATURATION OF ILLEGAL ALIENS. RESCUE WORKERS CURRENTLY AT SCENE.

TACOS REPLACE HOTDOGS AT LOCAL BASEBALL STADIUM.

GROWING CONCERN OVER LACK OF U.S.TAX REVENUE. IRS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORTS UNPRECEDENTED CASELOAD.

HOUSE FIRE REVEALS FAULTY WIRING AT YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL GARAGE CONVERSION. FOUR FIREFIGHTERS HOSPITALIZED.

U.S. PRESIDENT DECLARES SEPTEMBER 11 AS MUSLIM APPRECIATION DAY.

LOCAL CONSERVATIVE ARRESTED FOR OPERATING UNDERGROUND TALK RADIO SHOW.

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Anonymous2010-08-20T22:52:36Z

Juan Carlos was elected President of the United States despite strong opposition from the Republican party, The majority of Americans voted him in as first Hispanic president of the U.S. of America.

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?2010-08-20T22:51:43Z

New study shows News Headlines are obsolete!

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Chelfi2010-08-20T22:50:21Z

Or maybe there won't be any headlines because catastrophic climate change has thrown our complex social systems into chaos.

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Anonymous2010-08-20T22:52:33Z

Dictator Obama steps aside for health reasons.

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