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♦♦♦ Liebestod ♦♦♦ asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

What could be POSSIBLE HEADLINE NEWS in the year 2035?

Something like this?..perhaps?

A $90 BILLION STUDY LASTING 90 YEARS PROVES DIET & EXERCISE ARE KEYS TO WEIGHT LOSS.

or these?

GLOBAL COOLING TO BLAME FOR 3RD CONSECUTIVE CROP FAILURES IN MEXIFORNIA AND FLORUBA

FRANCE PLEADS FOR OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE AFTER COUNTRY IS CONQUERED BY ALGERIA. NO ONE COMES TO THEIR AID.

or this?

SUPREME COURT RULES PUNISHMENT OF CRIMINALS VIOLATES THEIR RIGHTS.

Best future headline news gets a miserly 10points...

Update:

or this?

MUSLIMS NOW COMPRISE 70% OF EURO POPULATION.

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  • Blue Angel
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    CALIFORNIA BUCKLES UNDER SATURATION OF ILLEGAL ALIENS. RESCUE WORKERS CURRENTLY AT SCENE.

    TACOS REPLACE HOTDOGS AT LOCAL BASEBALL STADIUM.

    GROWING CONCERN OVER LACK OF U.S.TAX REVENUE. IRS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION UNIT REPORTS UNPRECEDENTED CASELOAD.

    HOUSE FIRE REVEALS FAULTY WIRING AT YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL GARAGE CONVERSION. FOUR FIREFIGHTERS HOSPITALIZED.

    U.S. PRESIDENT DECLARES SEPTEMBER 11 AS MUSLIM APPRECIATION DAY.

    LOCAL CONSERVATIVE ARRESTED FOR OPERATING UNDERGROUND TALK RADIO SHOW.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Juan Carlos was elected President of the United States despite strong opposition from the Republican party, The majority of Americans voted him in as first Hispanic president of the U.S. of America.

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    New study shows News Headlines are obsolete!

  • Chelfi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Or maybe there won't be any headlines because catastrophic climate change has thrown our complex social systems into chaos.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dictator Obama steps aside for health reasons.

  • Simon600
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I cannot give exact wording but it will definitely be connected with the Islamic takeover of the western World.

  • Moosey Flathead
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    El español es el idioma oficial.

    [Translation: Spanish is the Official Language]

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    CHINA LANDS ON MARS and is unable to get back to Earth due to faulty technology

  • Boomer Wisdom
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ELECTRIC POWER RESTORED! EXPECTED TO LAST 1 HOUR EVERYDAY!

    Kicker: A VICTORY FOR WESTERN CIVILIZATION!

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    Alternate response:

    OBEY!

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    Here is what I know it will be. DEMOCRATS FINALLY GET SERIOUS ON TERRORISM AFTER 25 YEARS OF MIDDLE EASTERN ATTACKS ON THE WESTERN WORLD.

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