Giraffes scaring my 2 year old?

So we went to the zoo and my 2 year old was happy and all that BS but when witness the girafe 2 year old flip the sh*t and ran away now it won't even watch Freddy Krueger movies with me and neither will it even watch "hot b1tches the sequel" and I can't live without my "hot b1tches the sequel" so want do I do to fix this fear ?

Anonymous2014-08-31T01:24:04Z

Get some sexy underwear specially made. Slip it onto the giraffe, just moments before you reintroduce the child to it. It will now look more familiar. Personally, I think it wrong the way you are bringing up this child. There are lots of germs in zoo's

Robert De Angelis-Italy-United States2014-08-30T23:59:06Z

Yes, no doubt, but what does this history with the paranormal spirits? Eh!

Leo D2014-08-30T19:20:03Z

It? Are you trying to get the giraffe to watch movies with you?

Tin-God2014-08-31T03:54:32Z

im surprised the 2 year old takes you anywhere